Jacob Black's courtship of Bella Swan is most usually interrupted by Edward Cullen. In Book 2, however, on a movie date Jacob's advances are thwarted by the hapless Mike Newton. What does Mike wind up doing to spoil the mood?

As it's revealed that Jacob has become a werewolf, we also learn that his change from human form takes a little controlling. While most of his clothes get shredded, what's the one item he usually has the foresight to tie to his wolf legs so he's got some coverage when he's human again?