Happy to provide the laugh. Apply directly where it hurts.

(Also, everyone knows Bruce Springsteen started AIDS.)

No. But I am looking into the link between Twin Cities power punk pioneers Husker Du and the Mississippi bridge collapse that happened recently in Minneapolis. I'm not ready to pull the trigger yet, but let's just say that Bob Mould, a man responsible for a song called "Dead Set on Destruction" and "She Floated Away," has blood on his hands. Come to think of it, he wrote "Guns at My School," too. I have to go make a call.

Oh, and another thing, don't even get me started on screamo.

I'd like to see pictures of his feet

Radar incorrectly reported the degree of crime with which Scott Savol was charged. The above item has been changed to reflect the correct information, and we regret the error. 12/6/07 -- tgray

Nope. He is in fact a pop singer. (Corrected above.) For the record, though, he's no Hannah Montana.

that hand model is Tom Ford.

Thanks! Posted. T

To clarify, the pic we posted was a clay model of the actual sculpture, which will depict the ears cut off. Photos of the actual sculpture weren't available at post time.

Editing error. Fixed now. I have a lisp. Please don't make fun of it.

Not to nitpick, but "CSI detective work" requires that there be something stained with semen. There was, to my knowledge, no semen at play here.

write; fanks fur dat, ayce. figgsd.

Mr. Habich writes in to clarify a point about the copper tags being put ON the trees. Correction made. Thanks, and best wishes!

Oh, fine, mapist. Changed.

5/24/07: Added a link to spell out even more clearly (Thanks, Wikipedia!) the issue of our actual investors for the error-prone, factually challenged blogger at the center of this little pissing match. Something tells me he's dug his hole too deep to climb out of it, though.

... but doesn't go nearly as far or reach any real conclusion. They just reposted that piece online.

Since posting our comment, the team has been working to get Lott fired. So far we've been unsuccessful. Until we are, we've changed the text of this item to reflect his accurate title. Thanks. t

robots, that was the *second* cover with did with Ms. Hilton on it. Thank you for your purchase. Come again. t

Tell it to Chabon. It's his baby. t

Dear libbylibbylibby, Thanks for bringing this to our attention. Fixed. Do you still hate us?

thanks. Fixed. t

Typo, indeed. Thanks for pointing it out. Fixed as of 12:20 p.m. -t

Clarified, 9:18 p.m.

Of course it is. Fixed, 1:40 p.m. -t

Fixed 9:41 a.m., Weds, April 18th. Thanks.