he said he loved you but he lied, Rielle. you been pumped 'n dumped.

what would jesus twitter? i think it's okay if your dorky personality twitters and the cool personality is embarrassed about it while the even chiller third personality is nonplussed by the whole situation.

It's extremely tactful to inform your friends you were just using them to get famous and become a cel*webrity.

It's more 'posing' than 'singing.' I feel weirdly compelled to run to Claire's and buy many colorful bangles and dangly earings.

Fun with the internet lexicon: "Gay Outrage" = GRAYGE. Coin it. Use it. Abuse it.

I am so glad they didn't break up. I was so stressed about how to re-appropriate my fan-girl trampstamp: "LL+SR" [scrawled inside a throbbing heart clutched between the delicate paws of a rather whimsical tigress]

high-heeled crocs herald in the end of times, basically.

This is precisely why i stick to Maille.

'Gastrosexual' sounds like a freaky colostomy-bag fetish. gross.

my best friend and i grew up with reactive airway disease from our parents smoking in semi-ventilated (mostly not) areas constantly. as long as she's outside it's not such an issue. plus the courts only allow her around her kids for 8 minutes a month lest she strap one to the hood and leave the other in the car with the windows rolled up.

Awkward interviews that go nowhere and state the obvious. Always a pleasure, Today Show.

What is Perez Hilton going to design specifically? A florescent sweater-vest woven with vapidity and stitched together with sadness?

what's a blog?