Really don't have time to navigate through your alternate universe, RM.

Much later.

That's why they've sunk to unimaginably low levels.

Totally consistent to me.

That paragraph pretty much confirms you're ready to be committed, RM. Yes, by all means go and stake out your territory, a survivalist bomb shelter far underground. I don't remember anyone calling Bush a "Hitler" or "godamn nazi," that seems to spring full blown from your unfettered imagination.

Do you really think "Obozo" is clever? Like that moron Jerome Corsi thought "Obama Nation" was a brilliant piece of wordplay? You are pathetic.

Concede on Wilbur Mills, but his voting record is right up your alley. And no one wants to stifle your first amendment rights, bucko. We are more than happy to let you consistently prove that you are a laughable jerk who has no concept of what is going on here.

As Dylan put it: "You don't know what's happening here, do you Mr. Jones?"

Too many typos on the previous because I've been at this too long today. Apologies to those who can read which doesn't include RM or RW.

I'm sure we could find some Republican posers, but why not just stick with real time sinners like Senator David Vitter (Rep. LA), Congressman Wilbur Mills (Rep. ARK), Senator Larry Craig (Rep. Idaho), Congressman Mark Foley (Rep. FL). The list goes on forever.

Yes, it's working now and what a breakthrough for the Internet! Well done! Inspired! Brilliant! You found a look and pasted it into your comment. Problem is your cohorts have been on this for days. Might want to get current Internet wizard.

I only have anger issues with cretins who try to pass off old Internet memes as something new and compelling. Hey readerword, hot for teacher too? The MSM wouldn't touch anything like this with a long pole, unlike RM.

And I've looked at everything on Davis currently posted, and there is no mention of his "admitted" pedophilia. Maybe another of those nifty links to back up that specious statement? Bet you can't find one ( big surprise).

And the ad hominem attacks, I'm not going to waste my time on those anymore because you are undeserving. So, by all means, proceed on your journey to imbecility with all good conscience.

But Nov. 4 is going to be a sad day and other McCain supporters.

Link: Not Found. Unsurprising, you pathetic slug.

The point is not even about the expense of her clothing or hair, dumbass. It's that she goes on and on about "small town american" and joe the tattoo artist and more to establish her main street cred. What small town is she talking about, Newport, Rhode Island?

And Davis can hardly be described as being "of commie infamy" (I've always found that people who use the expression commie are jokers, comic book artists or jackasses, I'm thinking you're the latter.) although investigated by HUAC, which *anyone* who even dared look to the left was. Exceptional author, freedom fighter and advocate of integration.

But that might have escaped your attention as you rushed to publish the Obama Mama porn link.

Really, let me put it plainly in words that you deserve: Eat shit and die, scumsucker.

Right, "phony baloney uppercrust," just the way you sound when you attempt "comment."

And, btw, I find her accent as annoying as her candidacy, which is saying something.

So right, and so appropriate.

Ironically, there used to be signs up all over Norfolk, Virginia saying "Sailors and Dogs Keep Off The Grass"

Yeah, I've gotten even better at it since McCain launched his post-convention "campaign," starlight, star bright. Have to be prepared because there's always another self-important pseudo-conservative (you and your ilk don't deserve to be called conservatives, it's an insult to people like Buckley, who wasn't that great either) blowhard like you coming around the corner.

Do like the rest of us. Get tired of hearing yourself pontificate with more received opinion about fairly obvious political phenomena.

Like McCain or Palin never said anything stupid. Where do we begin?

Way to join the Yahoo chorus, RM. And thank God the racist vote is secure. Wouldn't want anyone to get shorted, not even you.

And I passed up my chance at the pirate business after leaving the Navy.

Sorry that should have read "disingenous mediaspeak," but I was rushing to judgment, like another cranky old fart.

More obvs bullshit. Does this disingenuous ever at least crawl to a pause?

Hey gals, you weren't that interesting in the first place.

Thanks, Alex. I'm feeling the migraine lift up up and away.

And for providing some light relief in an otherwise grimy Republican campaign.

Not sure you've done a whole lot for your state, Gov.

Expect those revenues from Alaskan cruises and random pork to be dropping off.

And he's barely working after 9 AM as it turns out.

No Choire, he's independently wealthy and spends most of his time cruising for child prostitutes on Sunset Blvd when not adding his bon mots to this comments section.

Sure glad we're getting to the bottom of this clothing crisis.

Thanks klu. Getting tired of carrying the load against this d1pshit and his co-geniuses.

And that the media is indeed biased toward Obama, because as American citizens, which they are despite what some of the cretins in this comment section would tell you, they would like to see the country pursue some different approaches going forward, for foreign and domestic policies. And, simply compare both campaigns have been run and coordinated as a real-time example of who has the better judgment, evenhanded behavior and coolness under fire.

For me, and some of them, the obvious response is Obama.

And, really, should McCain and Palin be earning plaudits for what? Inciting hatred among their supporters, talking the talk but not walking the walk, or showing abysmal ignorance about the fundamental issues in this country or, at the least, what a Vice President's duties are in Senate?

Don't think so. They've literally stunk up the joint, as if there wasn't a big enough gas cloud from the last eight years hanging over us.

By all rights, what McCain should be saying to the media tomorrow is "I'm outta here."

At what point does the realization kick in that they've EARNED the negative media coverage with the slimy campaign they've run?

Stay down on the floor douchebag, and choke on your hilarity.

And that was not his daughter, assface, who looks nothing like that young Asian Women in the shot.

Would you have been happier with a photo showing the toothless racist assholes holding upside down signs that characterize the crowd at McCain Palin rallies?

You are one pathetic assbag. You should be the last one accusing ANYONE of baseless ad hominem attacks you uber right wing goon.

Right, that was pretty surreal. Rove lecturing on negative campaigning and calling the Democrats "deregulators." He really should be in jail, for enabling the last eight years.

You want to defend the last administration and the world it's left us in, Sh1tface?

What's "cowardice" called in other parts of the country?

Yeah, obviously these stupid little girls were just mouthing words and had no ability to comprehend the issues they were talking about, a statement which only confirms the moronic sexism of people like you and your point of view. And as a right wing extremist, I'd be careful throwing around the Nazi term, especially since you're undoubtedly an anti-semite as part of your world view.

She fired "that guy" (way to be involved in the topics you address, fool, that would be Walt Monegan, the Public Safety Commissioner) because he wouldn't accede to her pressure to fire State Trooper Mike Wooten, her sister's former husband and someone who'd allegedly threatened her father's life.

But details, details. Why worry about them when you can spout racist spew in defense of the worst ever VP candidate who has singlehandedly brought down the McCain, something we can all be thankful for.

Yeah, racist homophobic gun-worshipping masturbator pederasts should be able to live together in hatred and infamy. How about Michelle Bachmann's 6th district in Minnesota? That ought to be friendly enough.

PS. The post was about how McCain is just rambling on as he plays out the loser card in this election, not about racism.

Try to focus, even as right wing conspiracy nut jobs, you guys are third tier at best.

Hey dumbasses. Try some reading comprehension.

Balk called it a racist rally--as in racists attend it and respond to any hint of an off-color inference against Obama--not that McCain is a racist. Although he is a sexist, warmonger, paranoiac, incompetent and more.

The profanity was nearly as gratuitous as your "commentary." And no airbrushing required d1mbulb because that's not Bridget, his adopted daughter from an orphanage in Bangladesh.

Do you people know ANYTHING?

She certainly isn't going to make news with her music, movie or live tour, all of which are dreadful and pointless.

Not really. Just agitating against the right wing haters in this section.

All we need to do is just destroy themselves by opening up their yaps.

Do you really think something like "Baroque Obozo" is clever you pathetic turd?

And from what everyone says, McCain could spend $5000 a suit and he'd still look awful. No fashion sense and too short to boot.

Plus you want to compare wardrobe costs d-bag? How about Cindy McCain's $300,000 outfit at the convention? Or Palin's $150,000 per month.

Get real.

Why don't they send this stuff where it'll do some good like the National Review or Michelle Malkin's rat nest.

And you of course who know John McCain intimately Robbins Shitchell because you have your head as far up your ass as he does.

Go fuck yourself and take your right wing pals like Sh1tbrain with you.

Guilty of artificial career extensions.

Sarah Palin, the sweetheart of "small town" America.

Right, If that town's Laguna Beach or Newport.

Not a good year for maverick-y types.

Limping home to his footnote in history.

Makes complete sense when you think about it.

Always back the guy with the bad temper and itchy trigger finger who'd be more likely to go to war over nothing.

Sound familiar?

Uh, looked at the polls lately. Obama has a 10% (or more, depending on where you look) lead.

And let's talk about John McCain supporter Lynette Forester Rothschild, monied Eurotrash. Or "Small Town" Sarah Palin's $150,000 a month wardrobe. Our his $8.000 a month makeup bill. Pot-kettle, anyone?

And Apple iPhone outsold RIM Blackberry 6.9 to 6.1 million last month.

This piece is a day late and a dollar short.

Or sitting through a discussion of "Mill On The Floss" in Lit class.

Why do you hate Muslims, Sl1my?

And what is an "Islamic" voice, asshole?

Not to mention, that I'm Jewish as are others on this site, doofus.

You should remember, we're all part of the Liberal Jewish media elite, the avowed enemies of losers like you and your uber right wing buddies.

Really, enough already. Why don't you just Sh1p out?

John Edwards is about as relevant as you are, Drowner.

Once again, no supporting evidence for these bullshit numbers from Sh1tter.

Imagine Sarah Palin as President of the Harvard Law Review.

Impossible.

I corrected it in the following comment, dunderhead.

And get off the fat wife thing, chicken hawk.

Ludicrous. And definitely a Jewish-sounding voiceover given the association with Schumer. Not to mention the most bizarre re-election strategy I've ever seen. Schumer is running against McConell from New York city? That's really effective for a Kentucky electorate. Moron. Deserved to lose and be gone.

Two exceptional human beings and pinnacles of modern society locked in mortal verbal and legal combat. What could be more compelling?

Presides over the Senate and casts a deciding vote if there's a tie.

That's it. No working with the Senators to get the agenda passed.

This woman's ignorance continues to astound me. That decision alone rightfully (and mercifully) cost John McCain the Presidency.

Or, "John McCain came as close to launching himself..." - the way it would have read before the cocktail hour.

John McCain as launching himself on an air strike against Cuba as he's going to come to the Presidency.

Or why we should condone people in this comments section who can't spell imagine and say things such as "icky."

Must be nice to comment in a vacuum, making statements that mean nothing to anyone else. Hey Cret1n, why not stick in your own private Idaho and leave the rest of us alone.

Right, an October Surprise from World Net Daily, a purveyor of "primarily evangelical-conservative-oriented news and editorials" with a report from API (African Press International) about a supposed conversation with Michelle Obama that even most right wing bloggers have called bullshit on.

Nice try, gen1us.

The former posit a battle to preserve the status quo in terms of heterosexual marriage as some kind of attempt to guarantee basic freedoms, which is simply another form of disingenuous horseshit, while the latter tend to assume we've all accepted the Baby Jesus into our hearts which tells us more than we need to know about them. Speaking of which, wonder how JC would have come down on this one?

Most of these "reports" from the right come from people under the influence of mind-altering drugs, only problem is it's usually Fatboy Rush-to-the-wrong-Judgment Limbaugh's substance of choice, Oxycontin. Of course there is the number one manufactured product from Wasilla Alaska, methamphetamine.

Another certifiable nutjob on the right, something we could expect a lot more of with McCain as their President. Of course, clowns like Shmucker rejoice in this kind of hater moralizing hyper nationalistic bullshit.

Go Evelyn. I'm upping Ana Marie's offer of $20 for the first "Tweetin' for Tinkleberg" T-shirt to $30.

Nice sentence, Sh1thook.

Nothing that oozes out of your computer passes the "sniff" test, you freak.

No, animal abuse, something you should be intimately familiar with, Sh1tface.

And another moronic comment from St1fler.

How 'bout Sai1or? I'd say he's a natural.

She's never come close to 100,000, which Obama just drew in St. Louis.

Link for the dink: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/10/18/obama_draws_100000_in_missouri.html

She doesn't even draw as many people as you draw flies when you walk out the door, Sh1tter.

Or on your career as a political commentator.

The hard-on thing shouldn't be a big problem in that crowd.

So why did they kick you of Mensa RM? Overreaching?

Not sure I'd ascribe any particular qualities of discernment just because someone graduated from Harvard. Quite the opposite, actually.

Right. Race was the main reason Powell endorsed Obama because all them black folks stick together no matter what.

RM, who are you and why are you bothering to demonstrate for all of us the fact that you have the IQ of a sand flea?

Fortunately, Dick Ebersol has a leg up on the job.

Not surprising the Texas Rangers are still looking for absolution, and a World Championship.

By the end of the segment he was again marching or in his case, lurching, to the Schmidt/Davis beat.

See how they run.

He's a lot better when the script isn't provided by Steve Schmidt.

I'm assuming you were going for "semantic" argument which would be poor usage as well, but in the never-never land of syntactical ignorance that you inhabit, I'm not quite sure what you'd be trying to express.

Not against Gay rights, for them John McCain-let's-just-say-the-opposite-of-what's-true-and-see-if-it-sticks. And I'm Jewish, so the anti-semitism charge is dubious at best, moron. And I don't know where the continuing "grotesquely obese" references to my wife--who is an actress by the way and not at all overweight--are getting to be disturbing. Projection thing? Something you fantasize about as you cruise for young kids on Hollywood Boulevard?

But not as miserable as you.

And I'm sure you know of all kinds of commenters, independently of course.

Hey Robbins Mitchell please take that copy of "Wealth of Nations" which typically has nothing to do with this or most any other discussion nowadays and shove it up your ass.

And Taxgirl and Free to Be Stupid, Joe already has two tax liens pending, has no licenses and is a Republican construct, just like you two.

All three of you go fuck yourselves.

So that's damageismajor as in brain damage?

Mercifully, "page cannot be found," you cretin.

This isn't even something that should appear on any comment thread, even this one. What's your point here, scumball?

Because this didn't happen during the Bush administration with McCain's tacit support?

Fool.

Yes, Michelle it's the best you could expect McCain to have done, and it was sad and a little pathetic.

Besides the sighs, snorts, tortured grimaces, sarcastic schoolyard commentary, Mexican jumping bean topic selection and rigid grimace/smiles, we had the outright lies about Obama's record and policies and the increasingly disturbing signs of senile dementia, i.e. Barack Obama voted against Stephen Breyer (sic?) and Sarah Palin is a "bresh of freth air." Scary.

And as the non-Navy man in the group, Obama is the one with the "steady hand on the tiller."

I'm saying that as a former sea-detail helmsman in the U.S. Navy. Not called sailor for nothing, unlike some of the other dopes in this section.

Inevitable, considering who's been at the helm.

Thanks, bradluen. Just got let S1nker comment and he'll eventually bury himself.

And calling someone else an asshole. That's priceless.

No Time magazine is poorly informed, according to you.

Want to give us some backup for those numbers, St1nker?

Or point(s), depending on the start-point for your cocktail hour.

There can never be too many exclamation point, Choire!!!

Especially those new aluminum Powerbook with corner-to-corner LED displays, faster graphics, glass trackpad, backlit keyboard, etc--all for a remarkably cost-effective $1299!!

But Steve, you really do have to put on some weight. You've taken the gaunt factor to exponential extremes!

And that one thing she does well is...?

No, because you're too stupid to be Jewish.

Wrong again, Stupor.

He's worked with Nixon, Ford administrations and led transition teams for Reagan and George W. Bush, all of which makes him a highly unlikely candidate for the Clinton administration.

Plus Timmons has been the principal lobbyist for Freddie Mac, as well as other pork gatherers. Follow the link and learn something, genius.

http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1840722,00.html

But we can predict every conceivable inanity that pours from you, bozo.

And, btw, Bill Ayers wasn't the cop killer. That would be Kathy Boudin and her cohorts in Weather Underground and the Black Liberation Army robbing $1.6 million from a Brinks Armored Truck in the Nanuet Mall in 1981, wounding one guard and killing another.

Get the facts straight for a change.

Yes, she has a consummate right to make a complete ass out of herself, something many Americans cling to, particularly McCain-Palin supporters.

Another brilliant choice from the paradigm of good judgment.

I don't want this fool within a thousand miles of the oval office.

Isn't the last one enough?

Amen, karion, we're all with you on that one. Or maybe I should have said, Ameen since we're all Muslims or Muslim sympathizers.

Once again, Balk is too kind to a universally acknowledged ignoramus.

Good answer, Alex. Bit of humor to offset the cretinous stupidity.

Can't imagine what that last meal was like.

Was wondering how in the hell he ended up on the show to begin with considering all Republicans and like-minded pols have avoided Maddow like the plague because of her "bias" and the fact that she can bring it with anyone.

Sai1or = Pete Campbell

That's don't, not dont', genius.

And as long as there are creeps like you around, I'll be hating.

Bwye-bye, Sh1tter.

"Hit me with a hot note and watch me bend?"

What is that, a Thetan lyric?

Hey Ruby, you and the other one above you ought to get together and commiserate as in "misery."

And you keep dreaming about those Nov. 4 results, wet boy. And, parenthetically I don't consider the wolf-killer a woman in any remote sense of the word.

Have a nice weekend trying to find your ass with both hands!

Nothing else to ask. Works for me and most of the others who don't have their heads as far up their asses as the haters at McCain rallies.

F-.

And they both use red and black, an unusual color combination generally only for novels by one of those Frog writers, Stendahl.

Right again, Karen. Going back and forth with this slug is like mud wrestling with Rush Limbaugh and being on the bottom.

Thanks for the sanity reminder.

As mentioned earlier today, the trailer screamed "this sucks!"

Saves so much time when that happens.

You are still the lowest form of life form on the planet fartnozzle.

I can't even imagine what you'd cozy up with other than warthogs, you cret1n.

Again, let me take it bak to the essentials so you'll get it. Eat sh1t and d1e assface.

A sentiment the rest of the Radar commenters undoubtedly share, as well as the rest of the cognizant universe, something you obviously don't factor into.

A tiny brain, something you can still aspire to, d1ckhead.

And a whole lot smarter, douchebag.

No actually the opposite, you ignorant ass.

Get some sense of what's going in the world before you comment, farthole.

As consequential and relevant as the largely irrelevant winner of the Nobel Prize for literature, frenchman Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clézio.

Using the same circuitous locutions as her first lieutenant, Sh1thook.

Not many "high end stereo stores" around these days, so I'll go see what the talk is on level three of my local Best Buy. Probably a bit more fundamental.

With a stop in Iceland for a day of fishing.

Idle question: Gawker? Napping?

"You're almost as bad as Sailor about your false intellect..."

Gee, kind of like Sarah Palin. Ignoramus (three syllables literally meaning "we do not know" or more appropriately in Sh1tbird's case, fool) syntax with no verbs to direct it in any plausible direction.

I know other commenters on the thread are trying to take the high road and ignore you but I find you repulsive on so many levels I'm going to hound you to the ends of the earth you pathetic (three syllable word meaning "woeful, sorry, poor, pitiful, lamentable, deplorable, contemptible, inadequate, paltry, insufficient, insubstantial, unsatisfactory") asshole.

Verbs imply action, animus, the forward momentum of thoughts and ideas and are therefore contra-indicated in anything Sarah Palin has to say.

Unintentional foreshadowing.

Crazy as a junebug. Again, if he wins, I'm off to Patagonia.

About 6 minutes and 35 seconds too long. Saw this bit raising its ugly head the other morning and clipped it in the bud. Thanks for letting us know how it turned out, Alex.

Love the fact that she dedicates this to her folks after several minutes of unfunny racist comments about her Japanese mother. Nice.

Has always been considered the most annoying person on Today, by her staff and co-workers. Another doofus who's all about me when me is of little or no interest, like my wife's cousin.

Right. CNN and the "educated" journalists. Get on back there where you belong, genius.

Not sure Pete Townshend would be up for that, Karen.

How about an oldie like "Okie from Muskogee" or the Lee Greenwood hair-on-your-chestnut, "I'm Proud to Be An American?"

As I said one comment thread ago, OVER.

And Oxford is misspelled in Sullivan's quote, which is unforgivable.

Pointedly didn't shake Obama's hand at the end--Cyndi did--and got the hell out of there in nothing flat while Barack and Michelle spoke with everyone on stage and took photos with them.

Totally a presage of things to come. This election is over.

Good to see the UK is keeping pace with our rapid de-evolution.

Surprised there's any kind of money issue with these geniuses since they have such a grasp of how to cut spending and salvage the economy.

Do you take spare change?

She should be mortified about herself, McCain should feel flummoxed about his own nasty boy self, and the racist nutbags at these rallies who shout out this kind of garbage should be invited to suck on a hand grenade forthwith.

I'll pull the pin.

Oh yes, McCain-Pain is ALL about the issues.

At this pace, can we envisage McCain lynching parties on the horizon?

This is about as Republican "base" as it gets.

Pirate crew: "Hey, skipper. What's this 'we" bullshit? You got a pig in your pocket?

Unfortunately, Choire, not that amazing in this day of hyperbolic discourse and overreaction.

Jesus. Don't encourage Sh1thead. He's got enough mania-momentum on his own.

That's why born again "prophets" like Joel Osteen are destined to prevail over dying religions like Catholicism. Even in the hereafter, money talks and bullshit walks.

Everyone's thinking smaller.

Nothing as touching as the chastened bullshitter.

Boo hoo. How's that Wachovia thing working out for you now, fool?

Three more links to nowhere, just like the bridge.

That's why all of us are here, but 20-20 hindsight cheap shots at the Gawk are kinda pointless. Nick Denton's just ahead of the curve on this one because he's got so much to protect.

And, meanwhile, thanks for Alex and Choire being here every day.

How about Minority Leader John Boehner and other Republicans who passed this? Do they qualify, douchebag?

And our reward is in heaven for suffering through the impenetrable miasma of pretzel logic and lying points that made up every one of your responses, RIGHT?

Next up, her assertions about further expanding the power of the Vice Presidency post Cheney and establishing the U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem, another winner of an idea.

What an idiot.

Yeah, "hot" if you go for chipmunks on steroids.

The only "white flag of surrender" yesterday was McCain's exit from Michigan.

And it wouldn't matter, Karen.

Thanks, Karen. Love having you, although in the other one's case, it's mostly Semen.

Yep. Yamaha snow machine or snowmobile, bubbles.

Because riding a Harley-Davidson in the snow doesn't work so well, even in the "heartland," whatever you think that means.

Better than her embouchure.

Also don't get the crossed eyes.

That's singular possessive as in The Republican, i.e. "Could be the Republican's Wesley Clark of 2012," whereas I assumed you were speaking of the party possessive plural, i.e. Republicans'.

But who's counting? Republicans have no plurality, so I'll take your spelling.

So that's Republican, singular, like you.

Learn your basic grammar and spelling water boy, might do wonders for your cred though I doubt it.

That's the point. He's been resting to the point of being comatose which doesn't bode well for the outcome of the election despite your rosy prognostications.

And lives it instead of wearing in on his/her lapel.

The "you can never be too thin" logic always had particular relevance at Gawker.

Just hell bent on believin' he's the only one who's entitled to the Presidency.

Basically, ever since the Bullshit Express has gone off the freeway, he's been increasingly revealed as a nasty little prick.

Which is probably a good part of the reason why he survived prison camp.

Sounds great. Drinks on you when Obama/Biden win, correct?

And, typically, that factoid about Obama has absolutely nothing to do with the post or anything else for that matter.

How does someone who's already null and void get annulled, Karen?

No, the winner of the Iowa caucus was actually Barack Obama, learned one.

Check your infallible sources.

And living in cardboard boxes when it all falls apart.

Or was up to snuff.

Either way, both sides were playing politics, so unexpected in a time of crisis.

They also didn't think last night's episode of "Mad Men" wasn't up to snuff.

That was before the House Republicans pulled their grandstanding act.

Yes, Biden would win going away.

Obviously the latter doesn't apply to you, Lud1crous.

Probably closer to 1/100th of a brain.

Or someone with half a brain would have recognized that Governor Palin is getting the coverage she deserves, based on her lack of experience and expertise.

Right you are, should have focused on someone with an IQ below 40 which would have been more appropriate.

Apologies to Senator Craig.

Of course, Obama can express himself in coherent sentences, something that obviously can't be said for Palin.

Or Larry Craig, who's more your political cup of tea and sexual preference.

This comment about Paul Newman makes perfect sense in your never ending desire to get someone, ANYONE (even the odd Radar commenter on a Sunday) to notice you, you miserable asshole.

Let's compare legacies: Paul Newman's or your pathetic contributions to this comment section which, by all rights, will end soon when even Balk and Choire (two of the more understanding talents in this medium) will opt to mercifully flush you out of here because you have no value whatsoever, even as an "agitator" and certainly not as any kind of a thinking, sentient creature.

You are a laughable ignoramus and dunce, and if all goes well with the laws of natural karma, you will hopefully get run over by a tractor trailer today.

Die, motherfucker.

You really are a lamentable asshole. Insulting people's wives, is that like sticking your tongue out at monkey's through the bars at a zoo? In your case, the mirror image phenomenon would be distracting.

Let me put in terms you deserve: Eat shit and die, scum sucker.

Amen.

No, you lose forever you pathetic cretin.

Source this.

No but you are unimaginably pinheaded. I understand every word I use, unlike you. And you keep believing Odinga, no matter what he has to say since he is a testament to truth. And, as mentioned but you were too oblivious to notice, who cares if he is a muslim and related to Obama. What possible difference could that make. Does that make Obama the member of an Al Quaida cell or some other ultra-Republican "24" Dark Star fantasy of yours?

Good night and good weekend, Choire and Alex.

And to the dummy in the thread, the worst possible outcome for the weekend and forever.

Still wrong Sh1tface. He told the BBC he was Obama's uncle, how is that unimpeachable, moron.

The agreement, if it was that, will hardly stick now that he's been defeated, scuzzpuppy. And it still doesn't make him a Muslim and, even if it did, who cares you hating dorkfaced assclown.

Figures that Sh1thead would have missed that one by a galactic country mile.

No dumbass, Odinga "claims" to be Obama's maternal Uncle, but no one has verified this. He also claims to be Dick Cheney's first cousin, want to credit that one as well you stooge?

And, most of all, Odinga is an Anglican, not a Muslim, you fool.

A "dark, troubling beauty?" Whoo Hailey, go easy, girl. Objectivity anyone?

Doesn't matter anyway. Anything about the greatest county in the Southern 48 has to be great. Ah, the Blue Dream...

No, Sai1or is going to get his ass kicked again, if he doesn't cease and desist.

As to your bogus numbers about the UAW, no one's really paying attention to what you have to say, d-bag. Except me, of course.

Yeah, that too. Get your facts straight, and your name!!!

And an even better place if assholes like you could come up with a new screen name, Sai1or. Fuck off and die.

I care that you're using a cheesy bowdlerized version of my screen name, you stupid, anti-creative cocksucker. I'm stalking you, Sai1or, to the ends of the earth.

Hey Sai1or. Get a new name or I'm taking you to screen name court asshole!

Show a little creativity, which is obvs a problem if you're a McCain supporter.

Clinton would say anything, anywhere, anytime, especially if he thought he could get laid in the process.

PS. If you want a neutral forum, move to Switzerland, but not before changing your name shit hook.

Way too much of the douche in the striped shirt milking his Palin Video moment.

And what's the deal with those monster thighs?

Thanks, Alex. Trying to save on my emails in preparation for the new economy.

This brood is likely to set new standards for self-indulgent, precocious obnoxia.

Thanks Brad and Angie for bringing this into our world!

Thrilling that every media donut with a mean income well into the hundreds of thousands and/or millions is trying to position themselves as the reincarnation of the every day man or woman. If things keep going the way they're going, they might end up being a lot closer than they think.

And, thank you John McCain for that really valuable contribution to solving the problem. The jury's in Senator, and you get absolutely NO credit for anything other than making things harder to solve.

Take your time, Chris. No one's going anywhere, least of all our economy.

Karen: re Tarantino, "almost" is the key here. But JB was one of his more watchable efforts. And I've already have my box out in Riverside Park, with river view! Kinda damp right now, tho'.

Hey Joe, thanks for the bullshit link that tells us all kinds of congressmen were in the tank for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

McCain is guiltier than sin because he's full of shit AND thinks he's on a mission to save his country from disaster. Kind of like the A4 Skyhawk days, but a little lower to the ground.

Yeeouchieee!!!!

This is actually painful. Like the rest of the interview, it broke new boundaries in cringe-tastic.

Hey Joe, where you going with that misinterpretation in your hand?

Actually, dumping Biden would be as idiotic as suspending your campaign to mount your white charger and go to Washington to solve the financial crisis that's already been solved without you.

Alex, he just did what you wanted.

Only better.

That's why he's going to be President and you're going to be Managing Editor of Radar Online.

Jesus. Megan's parents earn no kudos here, but Lori Drew might want to look behind her for the rest of her days. Karma is as karma does.

Well, that was refreshingly intelligent and, dare I say it, "illuminating."

Thanks very much Choire, as always.

Doubt Gawker will be picking up on this one.

Ugly and huge. Like the Treo, a freakin' shoe for God's sake!

Crush all the rich muttonheads!

Official notice: This story is over.

Are they isolating this women simply because she's ignorant or a potential nutbomb who could go off on some lunar snow country rant that would scare the living bejeezus out of us.

Yes, God Forbid anyone would want to level with the American public after all these years of unadulterated BS from Bush and co.

And out there in Cheez Whiz and Twister Port land, they'll slap you silly if you even think about voting for an African-American.

Rap is perfectly equipped to accommodate advertorials.

why is this important if i'm not on their dime?

My mate is always telling me Jessica Alba looks stupid and--epiphany--they all look untroubled by thought.

The Hoff lost tag status after the burger on the floor incident.

When do we feed her to the coyotes?

And DeGaulle to negotiate US rights for French fries.

Actually she asked them about it mid-flight and threatened to throw them off the plane if they didn't buy in.

She is magazine cover gold.

Yeah, just what the world needs, more swagger.

Dead, solid perfect, David. You just nailed Goldberg and about 89% of the A&R people I worked with in the record business.

At Atlantic the people who signed the real hit acts were the label heads Ahmet and Nesuhi Ertegun and Jerry Wexler, along with house producers like Tommy Dowd, Arif Mardin, Joel Dorn, Jimmy Douglass and a few others. But that label was the exception to the rule.

I, for one, can't wait to see this. Thanks for "exposing" me to it.

Should I thank Gawker as well?

I guess it is considering they have that increasingly annoying Mac v. PC guy ad splashed all over their online front page as "editorial."

Kathie Lee not taking it off: Thank God for small favors.

more like he had his wires crossed on this last round of mendacities.

no.

guilty, not guilty...whatever. anyone who talks about himself in the third person is guilty of being a consecrated asshole.

if only mccain and palin would disappear.

realist? more like fantasist1 from this side of the palin sucks despite her high perkiness and spunk index. but let's skip her and the first dude and move on to issues that truly matter, eh?

but a million mccain spokespeople can.

thank you, choire.

ps. as a plural (assuming you have two progenitors) that would be parents', mr literate.

you are about as far from the definition of a man as I could possibly imagine.

and i live in a coop on west end avenue in the 70s, trash talker.

i don't know what polls you could possibly be referring to.

care to be a bit more specific?

although that's a contradiction in terms when it comes to the mccain campaign and all of its "spokespeople," such as yourself.

thanks to jainypoo and janice for the heavy lifting. have to work together to quench the mccain bs.

i'm sure you do, anon8999. Good thing about all of you is that you have the courage of your convictions, using anonymous as a screen name that's already one step removed from reality.

only on record for snorting coke, not being a coke dealer, and now a recovering drug addict who works for a community theater in seattle, according to wikipedia.

any more sleaze to throw our way, douchebag?

same goes for palin. that interview with charlie gibson has blown the cover off the mccain bullshit machine.

it's just one clip that makes of part of a larger video being distributed by the brave/new pac for obama.

how stupid are you?

never was a catholic brain child, thank god for small favors.

and thanks janine for making the effort to actually debunk tb's ludicrous argument.

i've grown tired of mixing it up with morons. yes, another insult (not profanity) because that's what is called for. and i don't remember a threat, but i can always quote my good friend paladin and leave you with this: Have Gun, Will Travel.

agreed. this is kind of a later Friday "squeeze it out" post. better what biden's been doing than what palin's not been doing, like know what she's talking about.

i'm denying neither assface. the point is that this means absolutely nothing except to you. what is your point here, that he's part of an al qaida sleeper cell?

please, it's friday. don't you have a flag you can go wrap yourself up in?

this has nothing to do with MSNBC, numbnuts.

give it a rest, TB. you've already done yourself enough damage today.

karen: better, as usual.

always fun though. good times.

admire your intensity anon7676, but at this point you're about one f-stop shy of being a scientologist yourself.

Me too. Especially if I have a lot of time to kill.

it's also strange that you're an obvious propagandist for mccain, telebitchin'.

wouldn't you feel more at home over on michelle malkin's website, other than preaching to the saved that is.

fuck off.

no, but it pales in comparison to the lies and policies embodied by mccain.

and, btw, steve schmidt called: your check is ready.

It's very real and true, and largely irrelevant to this election much as everything John McCain tells us.

And what we will be capable of in the future with McCain/Palin at the helm, so to speak.

why don't you rant NEVER, you flaming asshole.

i'll never give up on those courageous kids!!!!!

thanks, choire. best i've read in recent memory.

i thought it was eyeliner for spiders.

agreed with karen on this one. obama actually acquitted himself well on letterman--even gawker approves--and the palin syndrome is unraveling at lightning pace with the alaskan pipeline still in utero, troopergate, wolf shooting from the air, track on oxycontin, abuse of taxpayer money with per diems and family travel...need I continue?

alex, take one step back and look things over before you despair. or read gail collins' take "misery loves democrats" http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/11/opinion/11collins.html?hp

anything to keep us off the issues, which are toxic to mccain in light of the last eight year suckfest. we just need to keep pounding away at bush mccain and get off her governess.

thanks for the heads-up, jebediah. still catches me unsuspecting when the times provides a framework for more shilling for the right. but, hey, got to make a living and, while we're at it, thanks for the stupid mac v. pc guy ad all over the front page of the online edition.

no actually, she never has a point because she's too stupid to think of one beyond the usual received opinion. bleat on, asshole.

yessssssssssss!!!!!!!

and this is just the tippy tip of the iceberg. so much more bullshit to discover.

she may be "comfortable with her life record" but anyone who stands upright and breathes oxygen might have a problem with the many inconsistencies that keep cropping up.

and the reverse piling for the subsequent commenters on stuckinmemphis virtually negates every pathetic argument using the typical received opinion they have to make.

yeah, they suck harder.

All true Karen, but her predecessor (Frank "Move That Pile of Money My Way" Murkowski) would have put Taft to shame so to say it's all relative in this case kind of lowers the bar yet anot