Wow! Stephanopoulos can see the future! This is what is so lacking in government today.

Now he MUST answer these vital questions immediately:

1. What are the next SuperBall winning numbers?
2. What is the exact date of the end of this damn war?
3. When will we catch Osama?

It is so rare to find someone who can actually predict the future with utter certainty. This man deserves a raise.

Wow! Stephanopoulos can see the future! This is what is so lacking in government today.

Now he MUST answer these vital questions immediately:

1. What are the next SuperBall winning numbers?
2. What is the exact date of the end of this damn war?
3. When will we catch Osama?

It is so rare to find someone who can actually predict the future with utter certainty. This man deserves a raise.