It's kind of a tricky system because now that the majority of the traffic is falling to the index (if the pview counts for each of the individual editors are consistent with last year, but overall traffic has doubled) he has an excuse to say, "Sorry guys, the numbers clearly show that none of you are attributing to the growth, here's $5!"

I can bearly contain my excitement on this grizzly coverage.

The comments during the radio show also seem very unfair to nightclubs.

Do you understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth!?!?!!?

What a great story and gallery! This post was a real treat!

What is that saying about throwing stones in glass houses?

@justahazygirl: I would say any friendliness between S&B is always pretty tenuous, saying that they're rivals is pretty much always applicable.

Full disclosure: Neil Shah's overbearing parents made him go to Dartmouth for a fancy Ivy League college degree.

@nana: Rachael Ray has tits.

I like his beard.

Whitney is far and away the most attractive girl on the show.

Edoardo, the French guy from the ball, probably deserves his own show as well.

Acknowledging racism isn't the same as being racist.

GOOD THING SPENCER DOESN'T LISTEN TO HATERS.

That dog is cute.

@bugmenot

The payment structure works a little different than that, it's not like what they pay for tips, but more with a base that requires x amt of traffic on a monthly basis and then whatever you do above that is tabulated as your bonus per quarter...

Lucid and well articulated dedduk.

WWFNDD

(What Would Fake Nick Denton Do)

His hair is very coifed

WTF is this fish nerd-ery?

The 'anal leakage' tag is not used enough.

Neel copied his homework from the wrong websites.

TRY SPARKNOTES NEXT TIME HOMEY.

The google ad on the page?

"Will ROMNEY get your vote in 2008?"

I guess not.

A better caption for that picture? "Dirty Pop".

Blender may have just out Radar'd Radar.

PWN3D

She's not a very good actress. Have you seen 'New York Minute' or 'Holiday in the Sun'?

Lo isn't that smart though, I seem to remember her flashing her "Britney" when she was wasted in Vegas...

Damn, if I had a dollar everytime I was hypnotized by the dick.

For some reason I get the feeling that "thecomicscomic" has a vested interest in the Comedy Cellar.

All of that being said, don't you think War of the Worlds is kind of underrated?

Probably depends on how attractive the woman is too.

Also, I believe the term is "run train," singular, rather than "run trains," unless you meant running multiple trains on multiple strippers, in which case, I retract my comment.

@irate_tipster: Better than Josh Brolin.

More cock plz.

I'm surprised Marlo Stanfield even tolerates this kind of treatment.

To be fair to AG, he's boning her in spite of her right-wing ways.

If you think about it, he's really just trying to bridge the gap by attempting to bring the two parties together, making him pretty much the best American of all time.

Neel Shah elicits that response from a lot of people.

A Blair/Nate (Blate) baby would be way cuter than a Blair/Chuck (Chair) baby.

Your girlfriend gets a $5 bottle of sparkling water and your kid gets a spacesuit worth more than a grand? SEEMS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT HOMEY.

It's true, nerds love BSG.

"It feels like you're raping me with your eyes."

To be fair, that probably had less to do with the Axe and more to do with Neel Shah doing Neel Shah.

Not referential enough.

Aaron Reid looks like he ate his dad.

What the person who posted the ad Craigslist doesn't seem to realize is that working for RADAR is a lot gayer than working for OUT.

Free copies of Radar 2.0 will be available as well! Remember? The one with George W Bush and Paris Hilton on the cover!

Oh, you don't? Nevermind then...

Back off the Zuck, you're just jealous, n00b.

"having Balk around" = overrated.

Looks like someone at InTouch is being a little lazy about how they're putting phone numbers in their Blackberry. I'M PRETTY SURE MR ROTEM IS NOT TEXTING FROM HIS "(Work)" NUMBER!

Reorganize those contacts InTouch!

Yum-o!

TRUTH AND TIME TELLS ALL.

C would probably pretty happy with B considering he's not a saint by any means...

If I were trying to kill 'Zuck', I would probably zombie bite him to death?

I would just have to make sure it's noted on my 'Where I've Been' map.

Elmo really changed the face of Sesame Street.

A giant, furry, red face.

You really are being a bit priggish.

Finally, the "Butt Plug" tag gets put to some use!

I really like that through the course of the episode, we still have no idea what it is exactly that Audrina's new job entails. She's supposed to follow around Sean Kingston and then watch the soundcheck? A CUBICLE DOES NOT A REAL JOB MAKE AUDRINA.

Also, how hard is it for that girl, Heidi's assistant, to pretend like she doesn't know who Lauren and Whitney are? As if 'The Hills' wasn't the reason that she tried to get a job at Bolthouse in the first place.

I'm pretty sure I could do the same thing for at least half the price. Are you listening NBC?

"I work for Radar.'"?

Lauren also found the most accommodating cab driver in New York who only needed the street address for Marc Jacobs office, rather than the actual cross streets.

"72 SPRING ST PLEASE!"

Telling everyone who the source is would be a little compromising to the parties involved...

It's weird that compared to Opri, Birkhead comes off kind of, ew, amiable.

I'm pretty happy with my 4/10, turns out I don't know my Fox Biz girls as well as I should--

Let's be honest here, this record has got homerun written all over it, it's going to get some real critical acclaim ("we may not agree with the way she chooses to raise her kids, but we do agree with the way she chooses her hitmaking producers!"), debut at number 1, and at some point she'll win some meaningless award, say an AMA or People's Choice; it will be the feel good story of the year.