I just skimmed those posts too, Midnight11, hell it would be brain torture to read all of that nonsense. I have no clue who these posters are and I know none of their fan history or their fansites. It was just a outsiders observation,but nothing amazes me anymore of what people will post on the internet. You may be correct that the majority are trolls or else they are just plain ass stupid..either way this fandom stuff is mega whacked and I find it as addictive and fascinating as a mystery novel. It is like a free ride into the twilight zone and I do not even need Rod Serling.

When I first came to this site, there was talk of some of the posters here being"trolls". Posting over the top fangirly stuff to make the Soul Patrollers look even batty then they really are. Some of those posts were for sure fake , but many of the posters I think were truly Insane over the top fans. If the CLers are a pack of trolls, that would make them brillant actresses and I will give them a standing ovation. I went to their site and read through a lot of their posts. I think there are about 11 routine posters there. I'm pretty sure they are all really are bat shit crazy fans except for one, possibly two of them that appear to be trolls. I don't mean just here , but residing in their very own camp , that eggs them on, in order to make the CLers look more whacko. I think that poster/posters , who hides, under the bridge and messes with them, in their nuttso nest, deserves the applause!!

Midnight11,

Now that is fucked -up !! How can a entertainer who you do not really know, have no direct contact with and the only interaction with that person, is from watching a TV show, listening to their music, maybe having them wave at you at a concert, become so important that it engulfs ones life? I have heard of celeb worship, but damn never acutally to this level before. This blind worship, of an idol ,by some of the fanbase, just blows me away.

fcuk,

I do not think they will bore themselves to death. I think they enjoy living in a world of deluded group think. They have a idol that they glorify and worship. They have a leader that protects them from outside people with different views, that they would have to , but can not logically rebut. They refuse to let any factual statements rain on their fantasy parade.They will turn a blindeye to Myofa/Radar/ AOL/ Splash/ Gibson and that person they seem to hate the most, Sunny... Not sure how that dispute orginated as I have not been part of this fanbase, but I assume it had to do with different opinions of what is appropriate fan behavior. The CLers appear to see others as evil beings attempting to shatter their world. They even trashed the renowned expert Gibson who had no reason to give anything , but a unprejudiced analysis based on her years of experience. They have not brought forth another expert to dispute her findings.Only their own , I don't believe Gibson because a friend of a friend said , Taylor and Ms. Lyders are a happy couple. I think they refuse to see the truth because to admit it to themselves and each other would take away their means of escape into Hickstasy -land and thrust them into the harsh realities of the real world.

At the Lyder's fanclub, am I correct in assuming that the posts go into moderation?Then they are reviewed and only posted if they are in the same group think with that site? I see many of those posters used to post here, but now hide out and throw stones from, what they think is, the safety of their little cyber city. I guess they are afraid to post in a forum where there may be opposition to their opinions. Could that be because they are afraid of getting spanked by the truth?
A poster at the CL site said ,"bite me" to the posters on this and other sites while hunkered down in Chillinsburg. I bet she does not have the fortitude to come to this site and say "bite me" . She does not need to worry, no one here would really bite her because we do not like the bitter taste of.. bat shit crazy.

Trojanhorse,

I bet your momma wishes your daddy had used a Trojan over his little pony!!

What about that poster , reader, is she related to them too? Cloud she possibly be their step-sister and also their cousin? Speaking of, where did she go? A nice facility perhaps that took away her internet access. I hope those nice people that came for her made the trip easy. If they sprayed that jacket with glitter and puffy paint it would have been easy to dupe her and she would have willing put it on. They could have also told her Taylor said, she is his #1 fan and he wants her to go to,"The Right Place".

Damn it ..I had to go take a looky -see. I'm not sure if CBB and Jeannie are the same poster. I think maybe Jeanni is just parroting CBB . IMO,Jeannie admires and tries to emulate CBB's rants because she would like to take CBB's title of ..Queen -Rantress.
I just can not understand being so star-struck that your whole world centers around a celeb's personal life, especially to the point of being blinded by their failings and defending their proven, by an expert, deceptive sham. Let me just say, as a fan of Scott Weiland, former frontman of Stone Temple Pilots, he is now with Velvet Revolver ..As a fan I have had to separate his outstanding talent from his personal character... Stupid Fucker, is back in rehab again! You can be a huge fan of the talent , but realize the person can have some type of personal issue, that can not or should not be spun into a good senario. I totally get having great admiration for someone's talent ,but the total blind devotion to anything or anyone, which in turn causes so much hostile rantings, in order to defend them, to me, is bizzare. I find Idol-heads fascinating.

fcuk,

Maybe the word of the day is, Mr. Peter Pecker. I think he is Taylor's little best buddy that he took to Maui and paid a hooker, to help him be real stand up guy.

Taylor a rocker boy?? I'm sorry, Sexy Saphire, I'm a huge rock fan and I think I just heard Layne Staley laughing from his grave. Taylor may be very talented singing his own type of music, but a rocker , just no way!!
Although If he opened one of his gigs by throwing the rock horns, and howling all you MFers ready to rock and covered, AC/DC, " Highway to Hell", he might scare off the glitter grannies. If that doesn't get rid of all them, he can throw them in the mosh pit and cover ,Guns and Roses, "Welcome to the Jungle". Might just work!

I found that Lyder's fanclub site and took a peek in..Wow, I see it is where the kool-aid coven, makes and drinks and stirs their bubbling kettle of nonsense. They sure have a dislike for that "Sunny" chick. Kind of a scary place.

HELL, Now I can't spell.."bulb"..DS, now you have my spelling all Fucked up, LOL!!!!!

IBH,

Sanchez may be a little Dirty ,but her/his blub/blub shines pretty damn bright with many watts of truth , never swills the kool-aid and is No fucktard. I think you and DS are actually on the same team, take a better look at the jersey next time before calling a foul.

Tranquilty,

I'm not a Hick's fan and have no desire to focus on his music. I took a listen to his album , not my style, not even sure how to classify it. My favorite genre is hard rock ,a few of my favorite bands are Papa Roach, Sevendust, Seether , Alter Bridge. I'm a not a Lyder's or MFOYA fan. I am a poster who stumbled on this site and find the debate here entertaining ,to say the least. I find it amusing that some posters here worship this guy because he won a reality show. They use will use deluded rationale and childish behavior to defend his honor, even when the truth is smacking them in the face. They are like his little army, but where is Taylor? He is hiding and letting his crazy fans that he thought he need to lie to about his personal life, now fight his battle.
There are some excellent logical posters here that I have a tons of respect for , they are Taylor fans, but they realize the guy fucked -up. They also have a great sense of humor and can really bring on the snark. If these posters want to end the debate, I will respect that.

I guess my morals have gone downhill. It is not Reader's fault she was born an idiot, oops..I should be more PC, I mean she is a cretin. Maybe it was her momma eating the paint chips while pregnant with her and there wasa big gentic misfire. I need to refrain from giving Reader smackdowns, she can not help she was born intellectually and mentally impaired. So very Sorry, Reader, for my previous immorality. Anti and Dirty..come on give cut Reader some slack..her cheese slid off her cracker at birth.

reader,

I have previously read and did enjoy Ben Edwin Perry's Aesopica. I think there are two fables that be may beneficial for you to read. Although you do seem to have trouble with comprehension, so along with the fables, I have given you the morals. I'm sure you will try to put your own illogical interpretation on Aesop's delivery of morals through tales of man and animals. What the hell made this Aeosop guy an expert ! Go for it..your supidity is the some of the best comedy, I have seen in a long time.

"The Goat and the Goatherd" Moral: Do not attempt to hide things which cannot be hid.

"Eagle and the Arrow" Moral: We often give our enemies the means for our own destruction.

reader,

Taylor tried to dupe his fans with a pretend G/F, it was a fantasy..and now it is fractured by the truth. Reading and comprehension 101... take the course, oh and until you pass the class, you should change your s/n.

AOL..picked up this fractured fantasy of tail. That has to be an OUCH, for Taylor/Lyders and the Kool-Aid Klatsch.

CBB,

Are you my grandma?? If you are I'm calling the alzheimer's facility we pay 5k a month to take are of you because they are not following medical advice and they better not have given my grammie a laptop.
In the early stages of grammie's dementia we were told to state reality,but as her condition progressed she became paranoid and agitated when we would try to state reality to her. She became unable to recognize family members and she called us by different names confusing my sisters and aunts.If we tried to correct her, she would start yelling childish phrases such as, liar liar pants on fire. Her Dr. said, to just allow her the delusions as she had advanced to the point of not being able to differentiate fact from fiction. It makes life easier for her and everyone else to just allow her to live in her own deluded world.

Was it confirmed that beach babe is really Hooker or is that still just speculation? Maybe she is just a gal Taylor met on the plane ride over to Maui or at the hotel bar and they decided to spend some time together. Maybe she is married and decided to have a fling, but had no idea she would end up in photos. When she was mistakenly ID'd as Lyders it was a big.. Whew !!! and when Lyder's went along with the the mistaken Idenity it was even more of a big WHEW...for her and Taylor. Taylor cavorting with a married adulteress would have caused some very embarrassing press for him. The kool-Aiders would have been in even more of a total meltdown. They most likely can more accept him with a Harlot for Hire, after all the man has needs, then as a home wrecker. Just throwing this out as a possibilty, as there is no way of knowing until Taylor, Beach Bimbo or Lyders comes forward with the truth of what really went down and why...of course that is never going to happen.
There is now a statement from Gibson,in her own words,of how she performed her analysis and to even entertain that a expert with her stellar reputation has any reason to skew her findings is ludacrous.

reader,

Maybe I do have a dog, Gibson, she has outstanding credentials..what are yours again?

reader,

I have no dog in this fight. I have read these posts and have drawn my own conclusions that it is absurd for some posters to refuse to believe a well respected expert, who would have no agenda to make Hicks or Lyders look like foolish liars. Why defend Taylor's actions when he refuses to defend himself? Like Midnight11 stated , you are all in some capacity, Taylor fans, some are able to accept his poor judgement on this debacle, while others seem unable to accept that this guy tried for, some stupid reason, and got nailed for trying to run game on his fans.

Just had to pop back in here this morning. I thought people might have come to their senses about Ms. Gibson, who has proven sterling credibilty ,but I see that extra strength kool-aid is still flowing.
Those that had fundraisers for Taylor's charties, in that past, you could have other one, to pay for a different forensic artist, to give a 2nd opinion. Taylor is being given alot of unsubstaniated charitable lip service by the Kool-aid guzzlers, so maybe it is time to put your money where your mouth is. If you doubt the work of Ms.Gibson, it is the only way to prove your case. There must be another artist around that is Almost as good as Gibson. It would probably be on the very lowest end of their fee scale as this is just a simple comparision between photos, not a compehensive anyalsis or drawing of a sketch from scratch. Of course instead of all the time and expense, Mystified, you could call your friend of a friend of a friend, who after meeting Taylor twice seems to know him quite well. He can just call Taylor and ask him about the Ho-Hijinks, and you can report back here with all the details.. that would be very credible.

I came to this site one Sunday morning just surfing the net..I'm a voracious reader and news junkie. I have found the Land-o-Hicks beyond fascinatng. There are some very interesting posters here. Some are logical and intelligent , like SRV, fletch,uppereast, votem and now, baffle, I know there were others, I have forgotten to mention. Midnight and anti-puffy paint, I really enjoyed your posts,you both are a hoot! Then there are the ones like celebrityblondebabe, mystified, reader, babyphat and others that scare the bejeepers out of me,you seriously seem a little tetched. RADAR, thanks for the view into this unexpected and bizarre world of fandom. Peace, Out...

Even diehard realists when faced with shocking hard cold facts, to alleviate the stress of having to face reality ,may take a short daytrip to La La land. The realist once in that land will look around and think , the butterflies here are way too big, it is not realistic to think those sweet little puppies are never going to poop on the carpet and that big bright glittery rainbow is blinding me. They get the hell out of that fantasy isle as quickly as possible and move back to normalville. The Loonies, will take a trip into LaLaland and set up permanent residence there on Loon Lane and will continue to skip hand and hand together forever in their fantasy. Happiness is a warm fuzzy delusion.

mystified,

It may be Ms. Gibson's opinion, but she has been established as an expert. in her field and her opinions are highly regarded due to her proven consistent accuracy. OTHO, I was wondering how you became an expert and what are your credentials for assessing the state of happiness or stress level of someone else's life. What criteria did you use to make your assessment of Taylor's joy and state of well being. Were you able to determine that from his answer" I have a plane to catch"? Or perhaps do you know him on a personal level? ... Just wondering.

If these Soul Patrollers were once fans of Clay Aikens, and I hear those fans were a might intense bunch, then they fit the profile of what Einstein described as insane. "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

SRV,

It sure sounds like the faction of this fanbase that have become "Taylorized" are bound together in group think and that could be seen as a little cultish. Some still defend Taylor even when presented with the facts by, MYFOA/ Radar/ Lois Gibson, that the object of their worship duped them and maybe laughed at them for being gullable enough to believe his Ho- switcheroo. For those that now want to be De-Taylorized , may I suggest a book by Margaret Thaler Singer: Cults in our Midst.

I don't think the part of Taylor's fanbase that thought he was going to be canonized , then seeing Radar show proof, that he might really be a man-ho, that got his rocks off with a beach bunny, can take too much more mental anguish. Taylor and his Soul Patrol fans need a little break so they can sooth themselves. Whatever he said to Stern, was probably just taken out of context. Taylor would never talk about smelly genitalia, maybe is he was talking about baseball, "foul balls." or that he had to hurry home and empty his cat's litter box, "stinky pussy". There is always a way to put a spin on anything.

I'm totally fascinated by this Taylor Hick's saga. I like a little celeb gossip as much as the next person. What amazes me is that it was not perpetrated by some rag mag, but it was the different factions of Taylor's fans that were the biggest windmills of this gossip. Radar was smart in picking up this story, they must have received tons of hits from Taylor's warring fanbase along with people just taking a peek into this bizzare world of fandom. It would appear that MFOYA is the winner of the conflict. I was wondering who was the person or news media outlet that first made the assumption and reported the girl on the beach was Caroline? Who's agenda was it to begin this sham?

I just don't get ! Why in the hell would a 30 something year old guy give a rats ass about anyone caring if he was getting a little booty !! What a weird ass guy to do this cover up for some pearl clutching, OMG, he has sinned type fans .MFOYA I went and read your site ...you are one hell of a good PI.

O.M. F. G. .I'm so glad I logged onto this site and have been following the comments. Fan behavior is hilarious. Thanks,Dirty Sanchez for posting that video. That is some well done funny ass shit right there.
That video made me a believer that Taylor really does have the power to have millons of women get themselves off in mass wanking rituals...oh wait.. fuck..I thought I was drinking coke..damn who the hell slipped me a glass of Kool-aid.

"Some have mounted their horses in response, and others are saddling up. Some have tied up their bridles, and others have already ridden off."
Sri Guru Granth Sahib

Gus: It must really be something, making stuff up all the time. Catherine: Yeah, it teaches you how to lie. Gus: How's that? Catherine: You make stuff up, it has to be believable. It's called suspension of disbelief.

Movie, Basic Instinct - 1992

okay let me get this conspiracy straight. Taylor's fans are very sexy young women, but because they do not want to appear skanky toTaylor who walks on water and can part seas, these sexy goddess like ladies disguise themselves as elderly women dressed in glitter and puffy paint.. Taylor's pretend G/F's ex B/F helps the bloggers who lay with their keyboards on the grassknoll and he barks when things get a litlte too glittery. There are posters who pretend to be crazy Soul patollers to make them look even crazier...I really do not think from the posts here they need too much help to establish that . I think they can get certified all on their own.

I think I feel ice cubes starting to whiz past me. Video camera on and ready . I installed a "woo dust " filter over the lens.I'm ready for the showdown. I think one side of this fanbase may have a plethora of glitter guns and I'm afraid if I take a direct hit , I may become delusional and actually believe Taylor farts rainbows and glitter. Could someone Please watch my back for any crazyass who may try to sneak up and spray me with that glitter..I really prefer to live in a land of reality. Thanks!!

Taylor's now has a bouncer too!!..move on folks, I said move on..nothing to see here just the gruesome trainwreck of his fanbase.

Fuck the video..hell I think I will be able to do a whole documentary. This is truly a look into the psychology deteriotion, of the American public, caused not by war, UFO's landing, plagues or famine, but by a contestant of a reality show. We now have a crown eater, I will gladly add some whipped cream to the top of that crown and a cold beer to help you wash it down if I can film you doing that, .. King of drama. There is now a mad fan admitting she needs mental help, and stomping off with the door hitting her in the ass on the way out, and to top it off ..Taylor shitting like a caveman. Priceless

Holy Shit...reading these posts is a lot more fun than my Sunday paper comics section. Diane, you cannot be serious, that is just snark ..right? right? Taylor's fans are really not that nuts. Anti puffy paint.. if that glitter and rainbow shoots out of Taylor's ass and ice cubes are sailing through the air give me a shout ..I want to make the award winning video of 2008.

These posts are TFF, I get the impression they are all a bunch of crazy ass Taylor's fans that are chugging down a lot of Kool aid, but in different flavors. I want to go to the next Taylor concert, not because I like the guy, but because I want to video record these old broads in a crusing match, hitting each other with their purses. A bunch of Taylor's old batty fans throwing down, now that would make a hilarious , You- Tube video.