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My sister was 7 when she popped a Gobstopper in her mouth and lay in a hammock. She fell out, hitting the side of her face on the ground. The Gobstopper was in that cheek, and it tore up the inside of her mouth. Another sister put a folding chair on a swing and climbed on. The chair folded up and cut off the tip of her finger. My brother was a year old when he put a suction cup toy over one eye. Instead of lifting the edge to remove it, our babysitter pulled it straight off, giving him a perfectly round black eye. Kids can make anything dangerous. What doesn't end tragically becomes a loved family story. I've always said, "There is a thin line between America's Funniest Home Videos and Rescue 911".

Posted by: janeway on January 6, 2007 2:25 AM


 
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