Homoerotic T&A? Isn't that an oxymoron? Or just all-inclusive?

Agreed on the baby spit-up ad at the top, but don't remember much else about the commercial other than the spit-up. E-Trade's other baby ad ("Clown") was funnier, imho, as it wasn't just a visual barf joke.

The "Thriller" ad would have been higher on the list if I had a TiVo. In fact, I want to see all of the remaining presidentail candidates dance to "Thriller" in unison before I decide which one to vote for. Now, that would definintely make this a Super Tuesday!

Amateur! If you want to get away with wiretapping and destruction of evidence, you have to run for office first.

(nudge, nudge) Don't tell my ol' lady I was here, 'kay? She thinks I'm out drumming up relief funds for tsunami victims. Now, which way to them Russian supermodels I've been hearing so much about?

20 minute batteries, eh? Maybe they could develop a disposable model attached to a condom. This might help convert the bareback crowd. Add an LED light, and maybe a squeaky-toy attachment, and you got a party in a box!

Big deal, Seacrest. I've been Time Magazine's Man of the Year.