US Citizen Chris. Great to have ya a payn the taxes here in the good old US of A. And when I visit your former abode (Country) I can honestly say I know this Englishman and US citizen of character and principle but even so as I read your discussions I always think of Kipling's "Gunga Din"

So I'll meet 'im later on
In the place where 'e is gone--
Where it's always double drill and no canteen;
'E'll be squattin' on the coals
Givin' drink to pore damned souls,
An' I'll get a swig in Hell from Gunga Din!

So I'll pray for you for sure
so ya don't wind up way way down there
Because for sure if you really do
wind up way way down there
yall drive the devil souls for sure
way way,way back up here
And Life up here will be
like the the hell way way down there.
And then I really can't enjoy
My Glenvlivet as I currently do.

Welcome US Citizen Hitchens.

How's that for non poetry??