Thanks you, Jenkins. Perhaps I was too harsh in my initial sarcastic response. Please accept my apologies.

Well said, Jenkins. I'm going to heed your call. Who'll join me? Here goes: I LOVE anorexics (duh, better than fatsos); gay republicans? (much more interesting than your garden variety PC gay), Britney's vag? yes, please; Screech! welcome back to relevance; anti-Semtism--you jews have gotten a pass for way too long and, while we're at it, APOCALYPTO is almost as good, nay, as GREAT as ROCKY VI. Man, that felt good. There it is. Do your worst you cynical fuck blog nerds. Bring it.

Olbermann is still on the front page. I don't think you people realize that Radar's front page billboard oscillates between two stories. If you refresh, you'll see that Olbermann appears as the main feature--or, if you just wait 3 god-damned seconds for the billboard to switch back before hatching your conspiracy theories. Allison, let me guess: you're a falafel fetishist, aren't you?