I just wish I'd have thought of this first. I could display my surgery-and-age-wracked torso via youtube and garnered sympathy and maybe a Sundance deal.
No one really wants to die as badly as I do, and no one keeps slugging through anyway like I do.
And as an Agnostic, (don't have the balls to call myself and Atheist!) having only this life to look forward to, and de-fuckin-termined to make it as good as possible, I find her measly "atheist" argument towards suicide unbelievable.
Attention whore? Yeah.
Smart? Probably.
Suicidal? Not.

Dang! Sounds like Ol' Randy has got another Brynn Hartman on his hands. He better be careful...