Why do people continue to look for intellect from beauty contestants and ethics from lawmakers? Are they not personifying insanity by continuing to expect different outputs from identical inputs? And why do we feel better about ourselves, being arguably a bit less stupid than Miss So. Carolina or Britney Spears? It appears the "ditz", unlike some of her detractors, is capable of introspection.

Kia Vaughn is claiming that Imus wrecked her planned career as a model and/or media figure. Um, okayyy......

did Pawlenty go by another name on SNL?

The mayor becomes the THIRD Democratic politician to be "dating" Salinas while she was reporting on him. What the hell do you have to do to get fired by Telemundo?

A Kennedy drinking. Who could have seen that one coming?

Novak's an asshole himself but he's right about Zahn. (Not to mention that she talked her husband into leaving Boston to help her career then dumped the guy. Sheesh.)

In a business known for egomania, Carter stands out. He long ago morphed into that which he mocks. A little less Moet and filet might enable his performance of the autofellatio he so obviously craves. What a buffoon.