VelvetStaccato's Profile

Age: 36

Things I Love: Family Music Sex Dancing Fashion Comedy Pop Culture Money eBay Sex on E

Things I Loathe: Family...that visits Right wing freak faces ALL of the Hiltons - ALL OF THEM Jocks Homophobes Cellphone drivers The old lady that lives next door to me. Don't know why though...

On My Radar: Christian Bale

My Comments

Yet more of Petunia's cartoon/fantasy land "reporting". Perez is just a lying tool who lives in his own little world filled with lies, inferences, rumours, and apparently, acceptably gross Oompah Loompah-like physiques. Real reporting would be him posting one of his juvenile, uninspiredly drawn pics of him with cum driplets falling onto his pig face in an old photo of himself in which he is shitting into his own mouth. I hear he gets down like that...

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on August 27, 2007 8:33 PM

""these kids weren't engaged in anything controversial." Hmm ... have they seen Laguna Beach?"

Have YOU seen Laguna Beach? The most controversial thing any of those kids do is crash their rivals' contrived little dinner parties. Oh, stealing boyfriends is pretty controversial - if you're 11!! It doesn't matter where they move the show, it will only be more insipid and predictable. It's time for this show to be, using one of the four words in their vocabularies, "dunzo"! They need to properly bury that show full of phonies, "The Hills" while they're at it. I'm pretty sick of seeing Spencer's huge-ass, receeding forehead and his annoying girlfriend's bottle-opener schnozz and elongated, whooping crane sized chin!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on July 26, 2007 11:48 AM

Sorry for the double post...

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on June 28, 2007 10:40 AM

It's nice of you to even pretend that Petunia could have possibly developed investigative journalism superpowers, but he's just one more narcissist starfucker that has bitten from the fruit of your of your own investigative journo prowess. I've seen quotes and poorly worded "blind items" based mostly on the article in your last magazine. (As a proud gossip-hound, I found myself doing a double take after reading quotes in a blind item "authored" by a major gossipmonger after re-reading all-too-familiar quotes from your article, albeit in shortened format). Bottom feeder doesn't even begin to describe that bitter queen's lame brand of journalism.

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on June 28, 2007 9:38 AM

Poor Babs. She's got one foot on a banana peel and the other in an assisted living center! She's working really hard towards becoming WikiPedia's photo to accompany their definition of "senility"! Paris co-hosting a show with the likes of Babs (who may as well not even be there physically since she's obviously gone mentally), Behar & and that whiny little shepling Elisabitch would be like purposely gouging your eyes out in frustration over lack of anything substantive to discuss. I already have Lou Dobbs for that!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on June 15, 2007 2:27 PM

Poor Babs. She's got one foot on a banana peel and the other in an assisted living center! She's working really hard towards becoming WikiPedia's photo to accompany their definition of "senility"! Paris co-hosting a show with the likes of Babs (who may as well not even be there physically since she's obviously gone mentally), Behar & and that whiny little shepling Elisabitch would be like purposely gouging your eyes out in frustration over lack of anything substantive to discuss. I already have Lou Dobbs for that!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on June 15, 2007 12:06 PM

Hilarious! Surprised she didn't ask when Jay's next album would "drop"!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on May 1, 2007 11:38 AM

LOL, another wannabe Dina Lohan in the making. Except, unlike her daughter, Lindsay actually does have talent. Dying at "Crazy"'s comment about the family chin! Too observant. I wish I could hear that twat speak to determine if she inherited that familial nasally drawl from her too.

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on May 1, 2007 11:22 AM

SEE, ife ever there was a time to reverse a wrong, it's NOW. Get rid of this disgustingly fluffy pill-billy with an over-abundance of pecker fat and no dick and give Imus his radio show back. Yeah, Imus' statements were wrong and hurtful but at least he has the balls to apologize when he's done something wrong and I get the distinct feeling that Mr. Imus has a good heart that is inclusive of all people. Rush, on the other hand, is a hateful, bitter drug addict who does no good for anyone and who never apologizes for any of the horrible shit that falls out of his mouth! He's got the balls of a car-flattened squirrel, a face made for radio and a the most impressive set of bitch tits I've ever seen!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on April 26, 2007 2:16 PM

He is an asshole d'jour. He tried to pretend he didn't remember flubbing Zahara's name? If that's the case, then he's drunk whose words are not to be taken seriously. Jon, I CAN DIRECT YOU TO THE FOOTAGE...if you can't remember calling Zahara SHAKIRA. What a pathetic old bastard!!!!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on April 20, 2007 3:25 PM

Too bad it takes a rag as vapid and sub-standard as Cosmo for people became passionate over this issue. Whether it's a cheating or race issue, it's still Cosmo - bottom-feeding "reporting" at its finest and hardly worth the uproar!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on April 20, 2007 10:25 AM

I heard Pat Robertson stuttering away at this the other night (because he's SUCH an authority on rap culture and African Americans, ya know) and he was basically attempting to place the blame on rappers use of offensive language in the same context of Imus' offensive languageg. He had the audacity to say "Why haven't guys like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton stepped up the rappers and demanded that the radio stations stop playing songs with lyrics like those?", to which David Gregory of Hardball replied, "Sir, they've both been on those campaigns for years!" (And never mind that the stations that DO play it censor the hell out of those songs to remove such lyrics. BET even goes so far as to block out emblems on shirts if they appear to be gang or drug-related logos on them)!

Yes, current hip hop is different in that it glorifies something other than the love of the music and the culture. It's all diamond, chicks & money-driven and not socially-driven like it was when you and I first discovered it. But to place Imus' comments in the same context as that of a rapper (who Imus has vilified for YEARS, as far back as 1997 when we first started watching him, rappers that call women hoes and bitches and the like) is just plain wrong. He also purports that his show is comedy, not news, but he has a regular feature on his show in which he reviews the daily news/sports/etc., so he's full of it. He IS a news outlet which is why he's on MSNBC and not Comedy Central.

Imus is a grown man. If he is indeed as smart as he pretends, he should know better than to refer to women, regardless of race, as hoes. Period!

The fact is, I don't think he is a racist. I think he might have a bit of an issue with booze and the powder, but not a malicious or even intentional racist! Having had to endure many mornings of his icker, I have witnessed his generosity to children, African-American children included, and have seen him lambaste politicians and the like for a host of social issues on race and religion upon which he and I agree. However, I have also heard him lambaste rappers and athletes for their misogynistic treatment and portrayals of women about as many times as I've heard Jesse Jackson do the same has over the last decade. So, for him to continually present himself as this fair, intelligent, comedian/news/radio personality with such a big heart and a an all-around great guy is just bullshit.

Did he need to be fired from MSNBC? I don't know; that's their decision to make and they made it. But I do think that no one needs to be allowed access to a medium as large as MSNBC to spew sexist and racially derogatory insults at ANYONE. On the same note, I was actually hoping he wouldn't get fired from his CBS radio show. He has provoked so much intelligent dialogue in my home that I can't even begin to put him in the same category as Rush Limbaugh, who somehow manages to continue spewing his racist, sexist, sexual orientation hate speech on air, or that less than human Michael Savage, who goes on air and wishes AIDS and death upon gay people.

Imus says stupid things and there is clearly a place for people saying stupid things on the radio, so in the spirit of fairness, I was hoping CBS wouldn't take his show. I fear that by doing so, it will become more difficult for him to continue his charity work with children and will make him an unintentional martyr to those who believe the nasty things he said that day.

I hope the girls from the Rutgers team can get on about the business of being the reasonable, talented young ladies they appear to be and that Mr. Imus does a lot of soul-searching and realizes that, just because you're reverting back to childhood, it doesn't give you a right to say mean things without having to face some sort of major negative consequences!

I believe highly that he should be reprimanded for his words, but am all about understanding and forgiving. I may never really understand him but I do forgive him. He's still a human and we are all flawed!!!

Jane; "the tall Black chick" (as I'm known here around my office) ;-)

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on April 13, 2007 12:15 PM

J Howard Marshall III died two or three years ago and Anna's son, Daniel, died last year. Who's SON gets the millions? Oyy....

RIP Ms. Smith. That is sad for so many reasons.

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on February 8, 2007 8:19 PM

Maybe she looked at Christina Aguilera's husband and how happy they are together and realized that she needed her own Hebrew stud in her life. It'll never fly though; I've never seen Kosher Cheetos!!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on January 18, 2007 4:23 PM

That's an interesting observation, Clarence, as I've noticed quite the opposite amongst the Black people I grew up around, work with and just know in general. Actually, I think Pepsi might be the cola of choice by MOST Blacks, but again, that's just the folks I know. Interesting article all around for me. As a Black woman raised in the South, you're always told from childhood that you stay away from coffee, cigarettes, sodas and the sun because they all make your skin become ashen and dry and we all know that the ashy Black look is not cute! Just my opinion/observation!

Posted by: VelvetStaccato on January 17, 2007 4:22 PM


 
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