It was amazing, watching that speech last night. The utter lack of comprehension in his voice. . .it was like listening to a toddler read War & Peace in the original R..

UCSC is not THAT bad. I attended for 4 years (and graduated!) and there are lots of non-weed-smoking, straight-and-narrow types there too.

None that I met personally, of course, but I heard tell.

I love how he's not praying for Obama to, like, lose the election or anything. Trees, forest, etc.

Now that the pictures (from the inside of the mag, not the cover) have actually surfaced, doesn't it seem kinda suspect that just because she's a black woman standing in the Oval Office she's impersonating Michelle Obama? I mean, maybe that's what she's going for, but she doesn't seem to bear any obvious resemblance to Michelle, other than being black.

Good luck girrrrl! Hope you stocked up on baby wipes!

That's weird. But it is kind of fun to watch this all develop in real-time across Jezebel, Gawker, and Radar. Better than tv!

Look on the bright side, now you can hire me like you always wanted.

Also, I could have lived a long and fulfilling life without ever having seen Devendra Banhart's pubes.

Since we're noticing, if all those people were on bloody big ferry boats, why did we only get to see those discrete little rooms with like 50 people in them?

Also, Christian Bale's overacted raspy angry voice = Yes plz.