Truth be told, I have a fear that anyone dressed in a costume is one sick twisted fuck. They have ulterior motives. Think about it, if you had a chance to dress up as...I don't know - let's say Buzz Lightyear - would you NOT want to kill a family of four? I know I would, of course that's just me.

Ahhhh...my favorite part of zee female. I can swim between these lovely, perky, bouncy, wiggley, jiggley mounds of poof! I think we should have holiday dedicated to the celebration and wonderment of zee 'taaties'.

Call it Tit Day!

She would be more appealing if she weren't so damn pubescent looking. From this vantage shot, she looks barely legal. Ivy League Jail Bait.

I'd do her.

I believe that the world needs Scientology. It grounds us in the fact that there are actually certifiable morons in the world, and of course all of us Non-Scientologists.

I just checked God's Blog. There is not one reference to any conversation Pat supposedly had with the divine and holy puppetmaster. It is now apparent that Pat is recovering from a dillusional state of "tard" after ingesting peyote and jello. Lay off that stuff Pat. Sniff your wife's panties if you want to get high.