Something else to be grateful for today: Not working for this charmer. I'd make a coming in the ear joke, but I'm unable to sustain an erection when I see an image of Ingraham or her evily doppelganger twin, Coulter.

Hey Laura, how about another cup of methamphetamine sulphate with a side order of hateful?

And thanks Harry. Nice to know that Fox is as inept as anyone else out there.

Nice. Two of these morons are Washington Nationals, my team. Baseballers still haven't quite worked their way up to NFL's level of criminality (Pacman Jones, etc.), but they're getting there.

Instead of taking drugs to get stronger, how about a little something to get smarter?

Take five on the vomiting, sheryl. I'm guessing the Jude Law graph was just a small tributary in the Amazon river story of Sienna Miller's seemingly indiscriminate dalliances. Reversing the old chestnut, it's something like "she'd fuck anything that stands to pee."

Alex, I couldn't agree with you more.

So blown away by the concept, not to mention the execution, I'm still trying to get back up on my horse!

You go, gals.

Thank you, Choire. I'm already exhausted by this story, especially the cornucopia or puerile political opinions on other commenter sections which shall remain nameless to protect the guilty.

Yes, the cover is broad and yes, Remnick has lowered the bar a notch to kick sales in the ass, but come on America, get a sense of humor. Can't wait to see the McCain version, especially with the Crazee-Eyed Cindy.