Lol, very funny.

If you watch the video (which I recommend) she says "sweet, empathetic man".

Classical Greek, eh? Endlessly fascinating.

So... did you regret it?

Myself, I think we should remember the Eighties at least once a day.

Please watch this video for confirmation of everything Larry Sinclair says. I promise you, hand on heart, you will not regret it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Classic. Respect.

By the way, the next Stephen Hawking: c'est moi.

You can't blame the Clintons for this! It's indicative of how stupid this campaign got, but that's it. Blaming the Clintons for it would be another sign of that, in my opinion. Everyone needs to back up and refocus. (From an Obamatron.)

Maybe he got downgraded to Cardinal when we weren't paying attention...

Written with one hand on a Sidekick while driving the PCH.

The problem I have with this column is that it's not quite bad enough to be self-parody. It needs to get worse (obviously it won't get better).

Surely the best option is to send Spencer Pratt to Iraq, so the husband can come home.

Radar says: "... he was suffering through the public collapse of of his family's business, One.Tel. - he had lost $350 million."

The original article was more accurate: "he was reeling from the humiliating and very public collapse of One.Tel, losing $350 million from the family business on the way."

Packer's family business is Consolidated Media Holdings, with annual revenues in the billions. His father is worth over $5 billion. One.Tel was just a pet project (an expensive one) that went south.

In any case, good to see him cutting off the alien psychiatrists.