Boo, it's gone.

I thought it was a reference to the Matrix. As in, McCain's so old and such a closeted racist he wasn't sure if he was debating Barack Obama or Laurence Fishburne.

If McCain's anything like my grandfather, he can also probably whip Obama's ass in a mismatching-jacket-and-slacks competition.

If you need an "editor at large" (meaning I don't have to do any writing, and can just send in the occasional video me lip-synching to old Howard Jones songs), drop me a line.

You wasted time canvassing for John Kerry? Your generation really is screwed, Pareene.

And I say that as somebody who hates Bush.

What about Bono?

Or, alternately, Amanda Congdon? You can't be that socially awkward without really being like that. I find it charming.