You call THOSE rape jokes?

I don't know much about the brutality of mammograms, but I would pay to watch Heather give ANYONE a "righteous eye-watering titty-twister"

Neel Shah came up on mine.

My bad, Cheney lover. Little Billy would not have made such a mistake. Thanks.

Mr. and Mrs. Shah, why didn't you just let Neel DANCE?!

Now THAT'S what I call trouser (ruining) trout. Ba doom ching.

Please, that woman is clearly "Bridget Wannabang"

Love the matching shirts. Do all Huckabee men shop at the "Big and Ruddy" store?

Conor Oberst raped me.

Alex Balk is brilliant... and brave. And gay.