Yeah, what is up with his head? My online RP character looks more realistically human than he does these days!

Why this rather crappy hoax didn't kill off the whole horrid misery-porn lit genre, I'll never know. How many other authors who have made money with the ' I had the most miserable abused childhood the world has ever known' schtik are total fakers, I wonder?

I just feel a strange urge to throw fossils at her.

My Olympic viewing schedule is as follows- Opening ceremony including criticism of dreadful team outfits, men's high diving for ogling reasons, closing ceremony.

Balls to the rest of it.

She paid $69 for that cheap-ass looking t-shirt? That alone warrants a beating.

Ahhh, sorry Balk, I'm sure you're lovely. It's just a personal preference. Besides, one of the blonds turned out to be very sweet, so I've been off the market for years anyway.
; )

Concerned mother says 'It's not the killing I object to, it's the sex!'

No wonder the world hates America

I kindof wish these had been fashionable 10 years ago, would have made my pursuit of men with no chest hair far easier, instead of the slightly hit and miss 'go for the blond/asian guy'.
; D

I wouldn't have felt guilty for egging her on, as the whole thing was obviously self publicising bollox. Has she been offered a book deal yet?

Just say no to crack, kids. Look what it does to your hair!! O_O

Victoria Beckham's bald patches are amazing. If she lost any more she's look like a spray-tanned zombie. And let's face it, it's the closest to 'braaaiiiinnns' she'd ever get!

New face of Marc Jacobs? Whenever I see her face I just want to slap it.

Urgh!
Why would I want to go back to this sort of crap? If I want school themed smut, I'll stick to yaoi, thanks.