Creativity_Zero's Profile

Age: 27

Things I Love: Dark rooms, books, Teh Internets, bottled water, scotch, rubbing alcohol, bars you can still smoke in, words, French women, wine.

Things I Loathe: Dirty kitchens, cars, conservative Republicans, church, writers' block, direct sunlight.

On My Radar: Energy issues. Environmentalism. Equitable rights.

My Comments

To get New Yorkers to stop eating salt, don't talk about their health. Talk about how heavy salt consumption causes the body to retain water. Eating salt = being a fat, sweaty fuck.

(Just like, for sure, some smokers quit soon as they learn nicotine makes their dicks seem smaller by inhibiting blood flow.)

Posted by: Creativity_Zero on September 29, 2008 1:24 PM

I usually fellate RADAR articles with the enthusiasm of a single twentysomething at the end of the bar at Dorrian's, but come on. I can get this analysis from USA Today.

Posted by: Creativity_Zero on September 22, 2008 4:19 PM

My newspaper editorial staff once won an award for a piece about how the Playboy college rankings are more accurate than the U.S. News & World Report listings because of their respective methodologies.

Oh, and I love you, Radar.

Posted by: Creativity_Zero on August 25, 2008 2:25 PM

What Radar reader even knows their exact number in the first place?

Posted by: Creativity_Zero on August 7, 2008 5:20 PM


 
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