• Vaughniston scorecard: Jennifer Aniston is not broken up with Vince Vaughn, despite reports to the contrary. Neither is she engaged to Vaughn, despite other reports. Cause she still loves Brad.
• Angelina's latest crush: Jolie's car smacked a 19-year-old motorbike rider in India, where she's filming the Daniel Pearl biopic, causing the scooter jockey to suffer cuts and bruises. Apparently, her driver didn't even stop to see if the kid was okay.
• Nic's crazy for sharp-dressed man: Nicole Richie is dating the editor of a cutting-edge fashion magazine Citizen K. He's French and, we can only assume, pro-Ana.
• Miller low-life: Sienna Miller isn't exactly endearing herself to Pittsburgh, where she's filming a movie. Fresh off of calling the city "Shitsburgh," she threw a hissy fit ("I am a famous actress!") after being denied entry to a bar for not having ID.