• Choke the vote: A poll worker, apparently volunteering during his time off from the DMV, choked out a voter and pushed him through the door, according to reports. The alleged victim says he's going to press assault charges. The spokesperson for the clerk in Jefferson County, where the choking went down, says, "That about tops off the day." Seems like the perfect opportunity to introduce our inaugural reader poll. One vote not enough for you today? Don't resort to voter fraud—vote Radar and experience that democratic tingle all over again.