• Fries actually go with shake: Kudos for the advertising reps at Star, who managed to shoehorn an egregious fast food chain and its signature items and a plug for Kirsten Dunst's new movie into an item about Nicole Richie's beef-guzzling bender.
• Scarlett Johansson in The Mammary Diaries: Scarlett is revered by critics because of her range—she can play anywhere from a C to a DD cup.
• Rap wars, Huxtable edition: Bill Cosby has denied rapper Fat Al the use of his name, saying it's too close to his creation, Fat Albert. Ghetto pass: revoked!
• Paris to Girlfriends: I'll Take Your Man! America's favorite li'l boyfriend snatcher has proven she can clip from the best of them: Mary Kate Olsen. Paris suffered, too, when the tables were turned. But now she's thrown down the gauntlet. (Via IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com.)