• Celebrity justice: Daredevil emeritus Evel Knievel is suing rapper Kanye West for impersonating him in the video for "Touch the Sky," claiming it infringes on his copyright. (In 2005, Knievel lost a suit against ESPN for referring to him as a "pimp.") Does anyone else think VH1 should create a celebreality show called Famous People's Court and take this on?
• This just in from the Tehran Holocaust Conference: Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said, "The Zionist regime will be wiped out soon the same way the Soviet Union was, and humanity will achieve freedom." In attendance at the event: David Duke! And these Jewish guys.
• Clean girl: Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings for a year.