Among the playground taunts and empty lawsuit threats hurled at Rosie O'Donnell by cash-poor casino kingpin Donald Trump this morning, one in particular stands out: 
READY FOR DEPLOYMENT? Melania Trump in Celebrity Skin; Donald Trump and "friend" [Click here to view gallery]
"You'd better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to take your girlfriend!"
Which of The Donald's many "friends" possesses the lesbian know-how, killer bod, and romantic cunning needed to seduce Rosie's lady lover, Kelli?
Research led us to a series of photos we wrote about in Radar's print edition last year that were published in the low-rent spank book Celebrity Sleuth (Issue 35). The mag had run two full spreads of nude and near-nude pics of Melania Knauss, the future Mrs. Trump, in various stages of lesbianic embrace, which it claimed were taken during her modeling days in the late '90s. (At the time, Trump told Radar the shots were not, in fact, of his new bride, but refused to elaborate.)
Take heed, Rosie: She looks more than up to the task.
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