• Small victory: The Bush administration's cryptic—and famously "dropped"—
rallying cry "Stay the course" was named top catch phrase of 2006. Hey, that's more than enough for the president to consider this year a resounding success.
• Smallest. Library. Ever.: Southern Methodist University is the front runner for the George W. Bush presidential library, which will feature his favorite author, Dr. Seuss, prominently.
• Only in Nevada: Unlike her colleague Miss U.S.A., Miss Nevada Teen U.S.A. isn't getting to keep her job. Licking nipples and flashing your crotch will do that to a girl.
• We shall overcome: Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice told the AP that she thinks the U.S. is ready for a black president, but definitely not one named Condoleeza.
• Over before it even started: British media is reporting that Paris Hilton's music career is kaput. We know what you're asking: Paris Hilton had a music career?