Note to all bloggers who aren't entirely enamored with the comedic stylings of Dane Cook and deign to air such blasphemous sentiment online: Dane Cook—or his sister or some maniacal masterhacker playing Dane Cook—will get crazy on you. At least that's what happened when Alex Blagg over at Best Week Ever referred to Cook as the "Elvis of mindless crotch-grabbing and back-flipping that gets passed off as stand-up comedy." Shortly afterward, he received the following response from The Official Dane Cook MySpace Page:
"why all the cynical bullsh*t?"
Could it be that the biggest comedic phenomenon since Andrew "Dice" Clay still has time to thump his detractors one by one via MySpace message?