• Soldiering on: After experiencing a tsunami of post-Titanic teen idolatry, Leonardo DiCaprio says he almost quit acting out of fear of becoming "another piece of meat."
• Expert opinion: Brady-humping former America's Next Top Model Adrienne Curry voices her extreme displeasure at fabulous clubs and despicable society and blames them both for Lindsay Lohan's train wreck of a life.
• Better than The Black Stallion: Zoo, the bestiality doc inspired by the 2005 incident in which a man died while having sex with an Arabian stallion, premiered at Sundance over the weekend. No walk-outs were reported.
• Scandal that won't quit: As gay rights groups turn up the heat, Isaiah Washington fires his publicist. And Grey's Anatomy creator Shonda Rhimes is now facing criticism for not taking a hard enough stance against Washington.