Paps Vs. Rent-A-Cops in Simpson-inspired Melee

Question: What happens when Jessica Simpson pops in for a little shopping (clothes at Strawberry? A quick Cinnabon? Piña Colada-flavored Motion Lotion at Spencer's?)? Answer: The paparazzi goes apeshit, prompting action-starved, thick-necked police academy dropouts to "git sum!" The proof: the full-on paps vs. mall security force fracas that broke out in an L.A. mall following just such a Simpson occasion. Watch as she robotically carries on her consumerist binge while overzealous security and photographers beat the living hell out of each other. Ironically, if only for a moment, there was something more photo-worthy than John Mayer's main squeeze.