• Put me in Coachella: A gigantic mishmash of legends (Willie Nelson,), '90s comebacks (reunited Rage Against the Machine, the Red Hot Chili Peppers), alt heroes (Bjork, James, Happy Mondays), and tomorrow's new rave champions (Klaxons, Soulwax, Digitalism) are set to hit Indio, California, for the best two day music festival you'll likely miss because you have a job.
• Spoiler alert!: Psssst ... Wanna know what Bush is gonna say tonight during his State of the Union Address? Something, something, reducing gasoline usage by 20 percent, something, something, bombing Iran, something, something, Larry the Cable Guy to become Secretary of Health and Human Services....
• Grosser than gross: Unclean Hilton sanitized and reopened after virus outbreak sickens 100. Unrelated: Paris's possibly pending community service.
• We're so sure: Al Gore is reportedly "thrilled" by an Oscar nomination for An Inconvenient Truth. And he's already going Hollywood on us, hanging out with big stars.