• Come on, who doesn't?: Fresh from rehab in Pennsylvania, Tara Conner, the nearly dethroned Miss U.S.A., tells People, "Cocaine was one of the drugs that I did use. It's hard to look back at that ... I was an equal-opportunity [user]—I would try anything once."
• He'd also have a lot to clean up once he is: President Bush says Barack Obama's "got a long way to go to be president."
• Hole in two: World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz took off his shoes at a mosque in Turkey this past weekend and revealed two enormous holes in his socks. At least he didn't get caught combing his hair again.
• He must've known they were on vacation: A pitchfork-wielding man was arrested on the grounds of Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles's Highgrove estate in Gloucestershire.