With our A-, B-, and C-list celeb sightings dispensed with, Radar offers up a textbook tale of D-list desperation, courtesy of Pauly Shore.
Spotted at the Ocean Drive shindig on Saturday in Miami, Shore—star of such hits as Biodome, and that staged YouTube clip in which he's punched in the face—demonstrated his ability to wear out his welcome on more than just television after walking the red carpet a record three times.
A half-hour after his first stroll, Shore returned for another lap with party boy Jason Strauss and another male friend. On his third trip, the Wease tagged along with blogger Perez Hilton and aging Sound Machine-ist Gloria Estefan (who arrived together). By this point, even the lensmen were fed up, shouting, "How many more times, Pauly?", "Where'd you find this one?", and, "Pauly, get out of the shot!"