• Wanted: Daniel Baldwin: Not the Jesus lover, or the big-time actor. The one who skipped his court date and has a $25,000 price tag on his head.
• Prince's phallus perturbs: Some prudes are upset that Prince's generally lauded Super Bowl halftime show was a little too racy. Surprised? This man's middle name is sex—or at least the symbol for sex.
• Get 'er downloaded: Wal-Mart, which has just learned that it will soon owe many billions of dollars to many women, is celebrating the news by launching its movie download service. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, of course, comes standard.
• Sharon share alike : Start lining up now. Ozzy's metal roadshow Ozzfest will be free this year.