Kim Kardashian, the hard-partying daughter of late O.J. pitbull Robert Kardashian, is the latest inductee into the esteemed "You're Nobody 'Til Somebody Bangs You On Camera" club. The Armenian princess and Ray-J, brother of singer Brandy, have not only broken interracial barriers, but borrowed a page from R. Kelly's urine-soaked playbook with a tape so professionally produced, you'd think it was edited by porn giant Vivid Video. And you'd be right. (Bonus feature: A special shout-out to herpetic heiress Paris Hilton.)
[NSFW trailer and screen grab gallery after the jump!]