• Borat 2? Not so fast: Papa Bear Rupert Murdoch jumped the gun yesterday when he said that Borat 2 was a done deal.
• Notch in his belt: New York City rapper and 9/11 conspiracy theorist Jadakiss has added "indicted for drugs and weapons" to his street-cred resumé.
• Snakes on a grandpa, grandson: A 66-year-old Brazilian man waged and won a 30-minute battle with a 16-foot anaconda that was wrapped around his grandson's neck.