• Anna keepsake: Amid the tawdry turns and baby-daddy jockeying in the Anna Nicole Smith story, Joey over at J'Adore Joey takes a minute to recall happier times, when a stumbling, slurring Smith asked him to ask her for an autograph.
• Pink's ya dog: Not content with simply pouring out a bottle of Olde E for her fallen pooch, Elvis, Pink has had the bulldog's face tattooed on her arm. Elvis drowned in her backyard pool.
• Singing a new toon: The head of the Cartoon Network, Jim Samples, has resigned over the bomb-like Aqua Teen Hunger Force marketing stunt that shut down Boston commuter traffic.
• Cloned cow almost buys the farm: George C. Wiles, a Maryland farmer, almost had to sell his prized cloned cow, Genesis, for slaughter. But, wait! Just in time, Congress passed a ban on the slaughter of cloned cows. Genesis has been sold to a neighboring dairy farm.