In a little over 24 hours, Britney Spears's shorn locks have miraculously made their way from Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, California, to the wilds of eBay. Various mounds of hair extensions (with conflicting claims of authenticity) are still up for grabs, ranging in price from $.99 to $99,999,000. Get there before GoldenPalace!
Of course, Britney's journey from put-upon housewife to Margot Kidder-level crazy took a bit longer. But not much! After the jump, Radar attempts to retrace her steps ...