• This is how we do it: These shots depict Diddy's 12-year-old son, Justin, receiving what appears to be a lap dance from a rather amorous older female.
• Thar she blows: After the release of these NSFW pix of American Idol contestant Antonella Barba, you can be sure that every TV set will be tuned in this week to experience her oral, er, vocal stylings.
• It's a killer gig, but the money's cool: Being allergic to cheese, Pizza Hut spokesbimbette Jessica Simpson is prone to internal bleeding should she sample their celebrated Cheesy Bites. Surprised?
• Baller blues: It looks like Tim Hardaway has more to deal with than the Lavender Hill Boys, aka the Velvet Mafia. TMZ reports that Tim is in "arrears" on his mortgage to the tune of $750,000. He also owes $45,000 in back rent on a car wash business that bears his name.
• He's so addictive: It's been recently reported that animals have an unusually strong sexual attraction to Hugh Grant. Now Dutch women have taken to publicly shackling themselves to the ever-magnetic actor.
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