• Blonde dumbshell: Conservative controversy whore Ann Coulter calls John Edwards a "faggot" while trying out her stand-up routine at the American Conservative Union's Political Action Conference.
• Old friends: Sumner Redstone took a step away from his onetime friend Tom Cruise when the Xenu-loving actor started showcasing his nuttiness. Now the Viacom president wants to make up.
• One hot (half) minute: Screaming Japanese fans with $3,500 sitting around will have the opportunity to spend half a minute with Michael Jackson.
• Move over Graydon: World-saver Bono will take a seat in Graydon Carter's chair as he serves as guest editor of the July issue of Vanity Fair. Expect lots of Africa, leather.