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• Rape is the new black: After wide protests in Italy and Spain, Dolce and Gabbana has pulled what critics claim to be a "rape fantasy" ad.
• Brady bunch: Pats QB Tom Brady is so potent you're probably pregnant with his child just from reading this—just like his ex Bridget Moynahan and, reportedly, current model girlfriend Gisele Bundchen.
• Depp family crisis: In Touch reports that Lily-Rose, Johnny Depp's 7-year-old daughter, is near death after an untreated rusty nail wound poisoned her blood.
• Pulitzer leak: Notable nods include the Birmingham News in the Public Service category and the New York Times's measly two nominations (for Explanatory Journalism and columnist Joe Nocera).
• Killing America: After 66 years as a symbol for truth, justice, and the American way, Captain America is killed by a sniper in the latest installment.