Disney is reportedly livid about a pornographic comic that depicts the characters from Pirates of the Caribbean shivering one another's timbers. It's a scene you won't see in this summer's Pirates Of The Caribbean: At The World's End.
Put out by the extremely NSFW cartoon celebrity-porn outfit Sinful Comics (which also features Christina Aguilera, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, and others participating in animated animalistic acts), the Pirates spoof graphically depicts a three-way scenario with Keira Knightley, as pirate wench Elizabeth Swann, and characters played by Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.
Suffice it to say, you don't need a map to see where the treasures are buried.
[More NSFW images after the jump!]