• "Sir"-ly: Bono received an "honorary" knighthood today in Ireland. That's Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire to you.
• You complete me: Apple announces a new feature on iTunes called "Complete My Album." Wonder which artist they'll rip off to promote it.
• Still not dead: A second news outlet picks up on Halle Berry's warmed-over suicide story.
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