• J.Low: Jennifer Lopez's first Spanish-language album bombs on the charts. Ay, Dios mío!
• Not alumni supporters: A senior sporting an "I am famous in Afghanistan" sweatshirt and two of his freshmen friends at Bush's alma mater, Yale, are arrested for burning an American flag.
• Search results (2.6 days): A pet python was caught in Google's Manhattan offices after an employee brought the 3-foot-long snake in earlier this week because he "didn't want to be away from it during the work day."
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