FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS SCULPT DRUNK Paris
Capla Kesting Fine Art, the press-hungry Brooklyn, New York, gallery that brought you the sculpture of Britney giving birth, introduces "Campaign to Rescue Women of Youth" featuring The Paris Hilton Autopsy. A twisted likeness of Hilton's corpse with removable innards, it's meant to deliver a message about the dangers of drunk driving. The piece is also supposed to be "unglamorous," creators say, leaving us to wonder: Why are Paris and her chihuahua Tinkerbell wearing matching tiaras?