It's Brangelina break-up week (sources close to the glossies say)!
Life & Style wins the hard-line headline of the week award with its cover, "Angie says: 'It's Over!' Why She Left Brad." From their world headquarters in suburban New Jersey, team L&S finds/fashions a friend/former stylist into a source and quotes her saying Angie is out the door, sick and tired of Brad talking to Jen Aniston and foiling her plans for world domination by adopting her own army. They back it up with after-party pics from Angie's directorial debut, A Place in Time, at the Tribecca Film Festival, where she partied in the meatpacking district with former flings Ethan Hawke and Oliver Martinez.
While not officially busting up Brad and Ang, Us does find the party guest/waiter at Manhattan's Gin Lane to say that Angelina was shaking what her mama gave her in front of Ollie all night long (or at least until nearly midnight).
Borrowing a page from Alex Trebek's playbook, In Touch and OK! create entire stories based on debating other pubs' Brangelina rumors. "Are they breaking up? Living on separate continents? Having a threesome with a supermodel?" Is any of this true? We don't know, but if we phrase our answer in the form of a question, we can't get sued!
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