CAN I SEE YOUR TICKET PLEASE? Tobey Maguire, fans
• Spider-Beast: Despite a web of wretched reviews, Spider-Man 3 breaks opening weekend records with $148 million. Meanwhile, the movie's marketing efforts go way overboard.
• South of the border: More than 18,000 Mexicans get desnudo for photographer Spencer Tunick's latest mass nude portrait.
• Down low: The Commander in Least's approval ratings has slipped to 28 percent, his all-time low and the lowest since Jimmy Carter.
• Seven-letter word for President*: Meanwhile, ever popular Bill Clinton takes the reigns from Times crossword king Will Shortz and provides the clues for an online-only puzzle.
*"Hillary," get it?
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