• Blair out: Tony Blair resigns as Prime Minister, saying of his decisions in Iraq, "I've been wrong. That's your call."
• Columbine fears flamed: Reports are coming in of two masked men entering a high school in Colorado. The school is on lockdown.
• Tears of a clown: Just when Ms. Hilton starts to show a little remorse and act halfway human, she jumps back behind the wheel, suspended license and all, and reminds you that, yes, she's still Paris.
• Out of Order: Seminal post-punkers New Order break up on a blue Wednesday.
• M to the O-M: Hova's mom is honored by the New York City Council for her "outstanding contributions to the city," including her pride and joy.
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