Paris Hilton: Page Six asks former brothel dweller Natalia McLennan to give Paris some advice about the clink. Why does that sound so familiar? Oh, yeah! Radar asked the madam with the mostest, Heidi Fleiss, to counsel Paris on the slammer almost two weeks ago.
Bruce Willis: The Die Hard 4 star has more in common with ex-wife Demi Moore than their three kids. They both have a penchant for fresh meat. As we know, cougar Demi has young husband Ashton Kutcher, but now Bruce gets spotted at L.A.'s Peninsula Hotel with a 23-year-old Playmate, the Jean-Claude Van Damme-aged Tamara Witmer.
Justin Timberlake: Some people have yet to forgive J.T. for his role in Nipplegate. Departed actress Sallie Toussaint tells Smooth magazine, "I would definitely not date a guy like [Timberlake]! Bringing sexy back? Why doesn't he bring his balls back? After the Janet [Jackson] thing where he didn't step up, I stopped liking him. He could have helped tremendously by just being a man, but he didn't. He ripped her top and ran. Timberwuss is quite the fairy. He needs to man up!"
R. Kelly: The beleaguered R&B star compares himself to MLK in a new issue of Hip-Hop Soul. "My greatest competition is, well, me," Kelly says. "I'm the Ali of today. I'm the Marvin Gaye of today. I'm the Bob Marley of today. I'm the Martin Luther King, or all the other greats that have come before us." Then he adds, "They were into golden showers, too!"
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